Before I Was A Faggot Or A Tranny Or An Autist I Was Weird And Surprisingly Just Being Weird Is Enough

If sleep good, why wake up so bad?

Yeah, reblog that shit

that's true love

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Alastor x Reader as Morticia and Gomez Addams quotes

Y/n: *sleeping peacefully*

Alastor: “Look at them…I would die for them…I would kill for them. Either way, what bliss.”

Alastor: *stressed from having a rough day*

Y/n: “Don’t torture yourself Alastor. That’s my job.”

Y/n: *stroking Alastor’s cheek*

Alastor: “Y/n, when you pet my cheek that way, it drives me wild!” *Kisses their hand all the way up their arm and to their neck*

Y/n: “Alastor…Control yourself.”

Alastor: “How long has it been since we waltz, darling?” *wraps arms around her waist*

Y/n: “Oh, Alastor…” *wraps arms around him* “Hours.”

Fem!Y/n: "When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy."

Alastor: "A girl."

Fem!Y/n: "An open grave. It was my first funeral."

Alastor: " You were so beautiful. And so mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse."

I'm back baby! New chapter of "Prey" will be out tonight!

Stay tuned~📻

Toast: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

Valkyrae: Weak.

Sykkuno: Strong!

Corpse: A coward, use a knife.

SUBMITTED BY: @darkdragonskies

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Coincidentally, it's also my birthday!