Andrea Gibson, Lord Of The Butterflies

I remember when viv retweeted my cherrisnake wedding and got my hopes up

viv u heartless bitch

"left brain" "right brain" please stop excluding the rest of us who have absolutely no brain whatsoever

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

Toast: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

Valkyrae: Weak.

Sykkuno: Strong!

Corpse: A coward, use a knife.

SUBMITTED BY: @darkdragonskies

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

some of today’s ss’s that i simply won’t be recovering from,

like what the fuck. is going on.

New information revealed by the Hazbin Playbill

Charlie went to college

Charlie won multiple musical theater awards in college

Alastor broadcasts every day at noon (or whenever he feels like it)

Angel Dust is a singer

Angel Dust made his first onscreen appearance in one of Valentino’s films (so in or after the 1970s)

Vaggie is trained in sychronized dance

Sir Pentious has made weapons for Carmine Industries and Voxtek

Sir Pentious created the Egg Bois with the help of someone (probably Baxter)

Lucifer performs alongside the other Deadly Sins (“perform” might be metaphorical though)

Carmilla discovered new ways to use Angelic technology to improve Hell’s weaponry

Rosie does favors in exchange for people’s souls

Sera works directly under the Speaker of God

Sera is in charge of Heaven’s hierachy and laws

Emily is in charge of ensuring all citizens of Heaven are entertained and comfortable 

Mimzy owns a club called “Ragtime”

Mimzy once appeared in a radio special with Alastor called “Singa for ya Dinna!”

Vox acts in and directs his media projects

Valentino frequently goes on shooting sprees in the Entertainment District

Valentino describes the Entertainment District as ruled by himself, “Velvette, and I guess Vox”

Velvette has over 100 million subscribers

Velvette is the head of development for Love Potion (in collaboration with Valentino)

Velvette can do spells/magic

Saint Peter is the head singer in Heaven’s royal choir and founded the Angelic drama club

Saint Peter can play the harp and French horn

Zestial is the oldest living Overlord in power

Zestial is effectively retired

Zestial helps Carmilla with her business due to their friendship

I wish I had the super power to squeeze the perfect amount of tomato sauce into the tiny sauce bowl thing so I wouldn't have to get up to go get more but there wouldn't be any that I'd have to scrape out before putting it in the dishwasher

WHY ARE BOOBS