BOW BEFORE THE DUCK COUNCIL

New information revealed by the Hazbin Playbill

Charlie went to college

Charlie won multiple musical theater awards in college

Alastor broadcasts every day at noon (or whenever he feels like it)

Angel Dust is a singer

Angel Dust made his first onscreen appearance in one of Valentino’s films (so in or after the 1970s)

Vaggie is trained in sychronized dance

Sir Pentious has made weapons for Carmine Industries and Voxtek

Sir Pentious created the Egg Bois with the help of someone (probably Baxter)

Lucifer performs alongside the other Deadly Sins (“perform” might be metaphorical though)

Carmilla discovered new ways to use Angelic technology to improve Hell’s weaponry

Rosie does favors in exchange for people’s souls

Sera works directly under the Speaker of God

Sera is in charge of Heaven’s hierachy and laws

Emily is in charge of ensuring all citizens of Heaven are entertained and comfortable 

Mimzy owns a club called “Ragtime”

Mimzy once appeared in a radio special with Alastor called “Singa for ya Dinna!”

Vox acts in and directs his media projects

Valentino frequently goes on shooting sprees in the Entertainment District

Valentino describes the Entertainment District as ruled by himself, “Velvette, and I guess Vox”

Velvette has over 100 million subscribers

Velvette is the head of development for Love Potion (in collaboration with Valentino)

Velvette can do spells/magic

Saint Peter is the head singer in Heaven’s royal choir and founded the Angelic drama club

Saint Peter can play the harp and French horn

Zestial is the oldest living Overlord in power

Zestial is effectively retired

Zestial helps Carmilla with her business due to their friendship

WHY ARE BOOBS

Corpse: [Sneaks into the house wearing a huge bag]

Rae: What's in the bag?

Corpse's bag: meow

Corpse:

Rae:

Corpse: Drugs

Alternative version:

Corpse's bag: meow

Corpse:

Rae:

Corpse: Bingus

YES

throughout my lifetime, periods of stress & illness have corresponded to weight loss, while periods of recovery have corresponded to weight gain. If people I see once a year are going out of the way to tell me how healthy I look when I’m at the lowest point of health in my life, and those comments disappear once I start actually recovering–that tells me we have to have a serious conversation about the way our culture criminalizes weight, and uses “health” as an excuse to do it. 

weight and health have exceptionally little to do with each other, stop fucking insisting they do.

me: mommy i love him..

him: *evil as FUCK demon, A LITERAL serial killer, chaotic and cursed*

me: oh boy *drawing him* what a dream boat.. (still trying to find a style.. the feckles pretty cute doe) - shane/angel/locket/bug/theo

Remus: What do you call a gay person burning? Remus: LGBBQ. Janus: Janus: It’s 3am, please just go to sleep.

Yeah, reblog that shit

that's true love

no one will know which one it is.