Yall Love Portraying Misha Like He's Never Seen An Electric Stove Before, So To That I Propose An Alternative

yall love portraying misha like he's never seen an electric stove before, so to that i propose an alternative interpretation: what if he's the progressive one. bear with me. we know for a fact that uranium is bumfuck nowhere, with like one mall and one gay guy in it. misha's hometown is unspecified, but we know it's near odesa, and odesa is your average european city with historical buildings, fancy restaurants and a loooong seafront. look it up on pinterest, the city's genuinely beautiful. google is more up to date so you'll find more tragic things there, ukraine's still at war, the city is often targeted. now an average odesa resident would be drinking their vegan decaf matcha latte in a third wave cafe in the morning and then hearing bombs at night, turns out these things are not exclusive.

even if you don't have the money there's plenty of stuff to do in odesa, at the very least misha had to have spent time there (where do you think he got inspo for this song is awesome huh?). so like what if he's the one walking around complaining why there isn't a waterpark nearby or why does everything looks stuck in the 90s. bonus point if everyone keeps thinking he's the uncivilised one

rtc tumblr pls reblog this with the rtc production that u have an emotional attatchment to

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kai-the-rye

1 year ago

outta the way im fucking frolicking

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kai-the-rye

2 years ago

Thank you for the tip, I’ve been getting a lot of these bots recently

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

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kai-the-rye

2 years ago

When I saw Hamilton when everyone was walking off stage after bows and the actor for Mulligan/Madison jumped and hit the door frame, and I think that's really funny