Kaifizzle - Did You Know I'm Cute?

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Why'd you submit yourself to the 'Hottest guys from Hawaii'? & then you're proud & you put it on FB? LOL how lame. You wish...& it's said how you put your own self on there. Tsk tsk tsk. Lame.

You're right. I am lame. It was just a joke between me and Kea.. Taaake it eeeeaaaassy!

Everyone tells me I'm weird. I tell them "there's a fine line between being funny and being weird."

...Nah, I actually am weird.

OMG KAINOA, u r lyk suh totalee tumblr famous on dat fuckyeahhawaiiboys bloog,

IT WAS A JOKE! hahaha..

10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait

me: spills cereal on cat

fuckin all your visuals hell of an individual  and even in december well vie never a biblical  remember when i render the better is so residual  so let em go and get a fool and tell em the he pitiful  i don't trap dog but i rap dog and we well connected like catdog  i rep DC, caps dog  and i think about money when im jacking off  east side west side live it up i see that v card give it up  these bitches triny check like hockey but i don't give a puck  ball so hard all the girls wanna fuck me  ]only if they're lucky  cruzin like taio  now i feel like yao nothings above me  fuck you you don't owe me shit  just play this station, sony shit  i take your girl that phony bitch  she swallow seamen like moby dick  never will i live under another mans hands  that shits retarded like i do paint jobs on dodge rams im a pick up artist  six sick shit ether ether you da king? pleased to meet ya  brag cause you got a queen but man some queens look just like queen latifah fucked a girl from new jersey, she don't deserve me , she a dirty, whore.  she asked me if i want some head, i said ehhh, jersey, sho.  ball so hard mufuckas wanna foul me, but that shits dumb cause the second that a motherfucker touches one of us ll be the second that that fucker gets his shit jumped  you good at the game but you cant win, you need to watch lebron play cause the only james that has a ring is his motherfuckin fiancee  you wanna get em we can hit em never loosen be winnin never trippen we can take em all out for sport  we all be getting faded like an indoor ball on an outside court  in the game no way you rainbow gay, you belong in a bag of skittles  i been ballin since like six years old you just learned how to dribble  for my town, i hold it down like place kicks, you fakin though  you fake bitch, if you don't like this, you tasteless, h2o  executive branch and and reppin that shit till i step in the depths of the heavens and shit and they hear what i spit and they sever wrist  and so please can you tell me who's better than this

...lol, wut?

http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZNBYdTDRiOQ

The things guys will do for girls.

1. Secretly show off abs.

2. Sing corny lyrics.

3. Try to be funny.

4. Wear cool hats.