I Never Thought Of This Before But Yes?? That’s Literally Them??

this fills me with such joy

What I think TOS crew Instagram accounts would look like:

Bones:

Less then 1K followers. Private account. A lot of selfies or him being in a company, a lot of selfies with Kirk, bad pictures of Spock, random pictures of medical equipment. Sometimes snaps of landscapes. Active on stories.

Argues in the comments on scientific and moral topics (he’s usually right).

Has 2 secret accounts: Dolly Parton fan account, with a huge amount of followers. Other one is reviews of drinks, bars and clubs of different planets, also big amount of followers.

Spock:

A lot of followers (think 11K). Posts rarely, so account doesn’t really grow. Very beautiful photos of the landscapes and portraits of crewmen. A lot of candid pictures of Kirk. Sometimes posts some harp music. Doesn’t post his face for privacy.

Kirk:

Big influencer amount of followers (think of hundreds of thousands or even a million since different panted have insta as well). Cares about feed’s aesthetic, which features a lot of space, stars and shiny disco balls. Posts videos where he tells of his adventures while doing “get ready with me” (usually makeup), regular outfit checks. Pictures Spock made of him, information of interviews, articles, him with famous interplanetary politicians and celebreties, etc.

The only photos of people without him in the picture as well are with Spock (with some cheesy captions), and of Bones, with funny captions. Always pins Bones’ comments. Reposts Spock’s pictures in stories. Doesn’t know why Dolly Parton fan account follows him. Follows Bones’ review account without knowing it is Bones, recommends Bones’ recommendations to everyone, even to Bones. Tries to convince Spock to make a beauty account.

Scotty

Scotty does have an account, but does not post anything on it. Still managed to have 325 followers.

Chekov

Two accounts. Meme account and modeling. Meme account is pretty big, and it’s Russian memes. Modeling account is smaller then meme account but still big. Collaborates with big intergalactic brands. Doesn’t tell people about model account, meme account is Chekov’s proudest achievement.

Sulu

Cosplay. Botanics. Shitposts. Cosplay again. Comic cons (with Chekov). Flowers. Cosplay. Not a big amount of followers but not a small one.

Uhura

Amount of followers is slightly higher then Kirk’s. Makeup, outfits, singing, African culture. Spock leaves a lot of nice comments there. Uhura from time to time features Spock there to promote a makeup or to do makeup to each other. McCoy also gets featured especially “doing makeup to my friend” kind of videos, and is pretty popular among her fans, but he doesn’t accept follow requests. Feed aesthetic often changes, but always features bright colors and certain themes and color schemes.

dif-tor heh smusma, everyone :)

This fandom doesn't say LLAP enough anymore. Live long and prosper fools

OH MY GOSH THEY LOOK AMAZING!

i’m so glad i’m on animal jam tiktok because i just found an etsy seller making some absolutely AMAZING animal jam stickers!!!

here’s some pics, i’ll link their shop and tiktok account at the end too :)

i can’t decide which one’s my favorite, they’re all so amazing omg????

click here for their etsy shop!

click here for their tiktok account!

i love tumblr because someone will say a silly thought and then others agree with that silly thought or add onto it.

the animal jam soundtrack is amazing

it is always somewhere in the back of my mind

did someone say threshold memes?

A real masterpiece here. How does it not have more hearts??

Man, I love Animal Jam.

wdym i thought that’s how flirting normally is?

gay people never flirt normally it's always gotta be shit like this

Were you the DM or a player?

If you were a player, who was the DM and what was the class and the race of your character?

Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons with your crew? If so, how did it go?

Horrifically. Everything went wrong, and in the worst ways imaginable.

It was very fun.

this made me laugh so much more than it should’ve

1 second of every star trek tos episode enjoy