Liiiisten I'm in the middle of moving so I'm not working on the fic like I wanna be, so here's my Twitter. Please scroll with caution, I can come off as... really really really unhinged 👍
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I literally made my own merch of Hody Jones because I didn't want my gold fish brain to forget him. And hopefully I remember to make more in the future
Don't mess with us Hody Jones fans, there's like 10 of us and we're ..... something idk feral I guess
Preview
My sleep is disturbed by the noise of my apartment buzzer, I drowsily check my phone. 7:10 am, Jesus fuck, I was supposed to wake up an hour ago!!! Stumbling out of bed, I make my way to the speaker butt-naked!!!
"MAKO!!! Uhhh good morning, mate?"
"I've been trying to get you up for like 10 minutes, how heavy of a sleeper are you?"
"Damn, I didn't realize heh. Well, I'll buzz you up, but give me a minute to shower. Wanna look nice and sparkly for ya."
I gather my clothes and run into the shower. Cleaning every inch of my body I could as I simultaneously brush my teeth. Unfortunately, got soap in my mouth, so I tried to rinse my mouth with shower water. Spitting and coughing like a cigarette-addicted smoker. When I get out of the shower I don’t bother to brush my hair and start getting dressed. I wear a black long-sleeve that has Shadow the Hedgehog on the front, and a pair of baggy jeans shorts that cut off at the knee, I belt the shorts and put on some plain socks with a red stripe around the top.
Exiting the bathroom I see Mako sitting on the floor. Looking down at his outfit he has a black bomber jacket that has pins and patches, a pair of baggy pants, and some DC shoes. Glancing back at his face and his mask is the same as usual, with the cute pig face on the side. His dark eyes have some messy eyeliner and his silver hair is down. Fidgeting with the gold rings on his right hand, he also tugs his fingerless glove on the other hand to make sure it's on tight.
"Mako, why are you on the floor?"
"I didn't want to break your bed…”
Getting up, his eyes wander around.
“…your room is cleaner than I thought it would be and smaller too. You should do laundry though."
"Hey, I don't look like the type of guy to have a messy room right?"
Grumbling to myself, we crowd around the exit.
“Also the laundry mat is temporarily closed.”
Slinging my bag over my shoulder, I put on my steel-toe shoes. It’s a brown exercise bag that I thrifted years ago that carries all my shit. Such as my knife, protein bars, pain medication so it doesn’t feel like my nerve endings are being ripped out in my arm and leg, my phone, headphones, and napkins. Anything the average Aussie bloke wouldn’t complain about.
"You kinda do, considering your workbench. Saw you clean that like five times yesterday. Expected a bomb would’ve gone off in your room."
Impulsively I kick Mako in the shin with my steel-toe shoes.
"JESUS, ARE THOSE THE ONLY FUCKIN SHOES YOU OWN!?!!"
Jumping up, he holds his shin.
"Yeah, what about them? Well, I got some runners but I don’t want to wear them."
Vengefully he kicks me in the shin back.
“OW, WHAT THE FUCK!?!!”
"Shall we get going?"
Holding the door open like a cocky fuckin cunt, we both stumble out holding our shins. When we make it out he opens the passenger car door like I'm a princess.
“Oh, Mako you shouldn’t have!!!”
Jokingly I sway my hips as I grip the strap of my bag like a girl, cheekily grinning. Without warning he cups my face into his hand, the surprise embrace causes my heart to skip a beat.
“M-my Mako, you’re becoming more out of pocket by the second.”
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Just realized it's Junkrat's birthday uhhh go read my fanfiction I just posted a new chapter on Wattpad
And it's on AO3 too but this version is incomplete and has no updates
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