Kallusenjoyer - I Just Really Love His Character

there's something about morticia and gomez, miss piggy and kermit, howl and sophie that is not at all cishet. at their core they're for gay people

Kallus in Andor season 2 🤲

Okokokookokok I just found this out and it’s actually the cutest thing

Do you mind having a one shot that is the reader teaching him about kissing?

I'm normal about him guys (I'm not)

Even if you two where meant for each other when you heard him saying what he thought was kissing you couldn't help but laugh, i mean you though he was joking (he wasn't) so you looked at him like "really? You think that's how people kiss?" And he was like "yeah :3" so you sit him down and explained to him

"when you kiss a person you have to put both of your lips together, so they can like touch? And then you close your eyes -"

"why i have to close my eyes? I like looking at you!"

"Idk it's really uncomfortable to see the person you are kissing like ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ when looking at you"

"oh, so can we kiss?"

"i mean yes?"

Once he discovers how to kiss you are not going to get up from the bed in a LONG time

He sees you and he just kisses you all over your face

Now i just imagine you two kissing and wally like:

ಠಿ◡ಠಿ

Looking at you

This is cinema actually

one of the best/funniest dynamics on TV is antagonistic best friends who insult each other constantly but are immediately in cahoots whenever there’s a whiff of shenanigans. nothing better than two bozos bickering nonstop as they execute the stupidest plan you’ve ever heard

I can’t believe the English language doesn’t have a single word with a vowl in it :(

Missed opportunity :((((

stupid idiot man staring lovingly at his boyfriends

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

We find it extremely funny how apparently the way Transformers writers solved the weird discrepancy between how many male and female Cybertronians there are was to just go. "Hey, they're an asexual species anyways. What if they're all born with masc-leaning presentation, but once they came in contact with aliens that have sexual dimorphism, some of them were like 'Yoooooo girl is an option?????' and started going by she." So every femformer is canonically a trans girl now.