Bard: Hyperbole Is My Favorite Literary Device I Use It Like 600 Times A Day

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

I still love this piece a lot, flaws and all. I’ve had the rest of the pages for this scene on my to-do list for literally months, but I keep not doing them bc I’m scared I won’t like them as much 💀

Anyways. The vaguest of spoilers for @blackholeca ‘s fic Pied Piper. The next art I post will be more spoilery but far less adorable

Hizashi: Okay, here's the plan... we set off the fire alarm–

Shouta: are you nuts?! If we use the fire alarm without an actual fire, we'll be in way more trouble!!

Hizashi: Right! You're right. New plan: we start a fire...

Shouta: good, good. Okay

tsukauchi is done with their bullshit

+ version with recovery girl

Chef boyardee commercial where Jason is helping Alfred grocery shop and he does the commercial thing where he begs Alfred for the ravioli. Of course Alfred says no and they leave the store, only for the van to roll off the shelf and follow them to the manor.

Little did the can know that Alfred will not tolerate canned ravioli monstrosities in his home and has come prepared. As soon as the van crosses into the kitchen Alfred shoots it with his shotgun. He goes to bury it in the backyard alongside dozens of other canned shaped graves.

I made this a couple months ago, a demonstration on how Silke’s spells work by concepting her Spirit Guardians spell.

She has only seen parts of her god through clipped visions and dreams, along with recovered murals, tapestries and other relics. So most of her spells are inspired by what she tries to piece together about them.

So far her spells are mostly focused on eyes, teeth and hands but she’s been gradually starting to form some silhouettes the more she learns.

insp by this adorable comic

brains and brawn duo my beloved

👁️👁️Can’t escape the hunter’s dream 👁️👁️

Will be available as a print for AX 2018 @ D22

Embroidered snowy steps>