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The Mandalorian - The Mines of Mandalore
theyre fine !!! perfectly fine haha
Hizashi: Okay, here's the plan... we set off the fire alarm–
Shouta: are you nuts?! If we use the fire alarm without an actual fire, we'll be in way more trouble!!
Hizashi: Right! You're right. New plan: we start a fire...
Shouta: good, good. Okay
i just saw a post that was like "i would cannibalize gods rotting corpse" and i can see and empathize with how you might write a poem on this website but truth be told if i saw gods rotting corpse i would go eww ewwwwwww ewwwwwww ew ew ew ew ew and honestly as an ex catholic i have seen it a lot and eaten it a lot and it was kinda nastyy in a bad way. i once got a lecture at school for chewing it with my mouth open.
The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones
i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard
Chef boyardee commercial where Jason is helping Alfred grocery shop and he does the commercial thing where he begs Alfred for the ravioli. Of course Alfred says no and they leave the store, only for the van to roll off the shelf and follow them to the manor.
Little did the can know that Alfred will not tolerate canned ravioli monstrosities in his home and has come prepared. As soon as the van crosses into the kitchen Alfred shoots it with his shotgun. He goes to bury it in the backyard alongside dozens of other canned shaped graves.
It’s okay, Kallus was just in the fresher
I have had Kalluzeb brainrot all day Help