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Janell Cannon’s animal books and illustrations are the best collection of young children’s xenofiction. No, I will not change my mind.

Watching and Dreaming doodles cause im 🥺🥰

What in the boiling isles is this--

I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZED

Also, Link to the Twitter Post

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

Im just so happy for them <3

Please reblog, don’t repost :)

So like.

Boiling Isles marriage customs definitely involve swapping jewelry, right?

Love how with Belos’ death, the skies revert back to the same colors they had prior to his malicious reign.

I continue to be...speechless. I'm just so in awe of this show. These siblings will have a lot to talk about

Thoughts on wtf is going on with Zeb;

Didn’t he retire? 

yeah, like. Five years ago. To spend his days with Kallus who is a fucking workaholic. Have you met ‘retired’ workaholics? They don’t know how to let the world turn without them. Plus we don’t know how involved the rest of the Spectres are with the New Republic. As much as I wanted those motherfuckers to go and RELAX, it does make sense that they’d be sucked back into ‘protecting the galaxy’ either from family influence or general restlessness. The dredges of the Empire are still out there, after all. The war ended, but people still need protection.

it makes a lot of sense that they’d be keeping to the Outer Rim rather than taking more prestigious positions in the Core. I’d like to think they’re hanging around Lothal while Ezra is gone, looking after it for him. 

Where is your husband, sir? 

as much as I hate to say it, it makes sense Kallus isn’t there. Zeb and Kallus have very different skillsets. If they’re lending their time to the Republic as either full on employees or contractors, they’d be regulated to very different sectors. This dovetails into why the fuck is Zeb in a pilot’s suit? It’s likely bc that’s his new position. His strength is as a mechanic and gunner, his place is in a hanger working on ships. And this is, like, an official government now and stuff. You gotta wear the uniform. Along with that, you can’t fly a civilian ship for government duties. They aren’t gonna be OKing the Glimmer for missions, which means the boys can’t ‘work from home’, which means they aren’t likely to be working together on the regular. Kallus’ place is in data analysis and logistics. Poor fuck is likely chained to a desk somewhere (ideally on Lothal) while Zeb goes where ever ppl need an extra hand. Which sucks. It’s clear Kallus chose to be part of the naval division of the ISB bc he LIKES being on the front lines. Now, well. It’s not just peace time, there’s also (hopefully) limits on what they’re willing to give to this New Republic. They’ll both help, but they won’t sell their souls. No career positions, no politics, just good honest work to keep this sector of the universe running smoothly. Unfortunately, not getting too involved probably means desk job for info boy.

Also, Kallus could have been a huge asset to the Amnesty Program, but you know what? It probably would have been triggering as fuck to police other ‘ex-imps’, and also when it was in the planning stages, he was likely tRYING to be legit retired. 

honestly, I’m hoping to see both him and Zeb as fairly critical of the New Republic, knowing they can do the most good (and with the least friction) within the system but skeptically waiting for it to fuck everyone over, while always keeping an eye out for the remnants of the Empire. Its safer for them to play with the New Republic, too. It gets them easy(er) access to NR resources and keeps them in the know about coming dangers. Its a marriage of convenience, built on an understanding that they should never fully place their trust in anyone but themselves, bc the Core doesn’t give a shit and is always busy huffing its own farts

I don't think I've ever posted this, but this comic I've been commissioned rotates in my head every so often

just found out about the Cinnamon-headed green pigeon... holy shit how gorgeous

the most adorable thing i’ve seen the Welcome Home fandom do over the past week (and there’s a lot of competition!) is figure out how to render Wally in emoticons. look at this:

@:)

how cute!! and, if you’re a fan of cat-faced Wally:

@:3

Okokokookokok I just found this out and it’s actually the cutest thing

Do you mind having a one shot that is the reader teaching him about kissing?

I'm normal about him guys (I'm not)

Even if you two where meant for each other when you heard him saying what he thought was kissing you couldn't help but laugh, i mean you though he was joking (he wasn't) so you looked at him like "really? You think that's how people kiss?" And he was like "yeah :3" so you sit him down and explained to him

"when you kiss a person you have to put both of your lips together, so they can like touch? And then you close your eyes -"

"why i have to close my eyes? I like looking at you!"

"Idk it's really uncomfortable to see the person you are kissing like ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ when looking at you"

"oh, so can we kiss?"

"i mean yes?"

Once he discovers how to kiss you are not going to get up from the bed in a LONG time

He sees you and he just kisses you all over your face

Now i just imagine you two kissing and wally like:

ಠಿ◡ಠಿ

Looking at you

he does not know what the economy is

and other shenanigans

Welcome Home Neighbour ❤️

I got a hang in drawing wally finally

Made alternate versions as well

Tw: Disturbing imagery

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do convey it is something like

So Wally Darling is canonically 12 apples all and if the average height of an apple is 7.5cm that would make him just under 3 feet tall

arent you tired of being nice wouldnt you like to go apeshit

Silly little guy

Lull’d by the moonlight have all passed away, Beautiful dreamer,

what a lovely duet!

he hangin around !!!!

Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

all the leaves are brown (alllllll the leaaaaves are brown)

This was my favorite piece for a WHILE! can’t wait for the new Tears of the Kingdom🤩🤩

It’s okay, Kallus was just in the fresher

I have had Kalluzeb brainrot all day Help

Made a fakemon for a podcast I was on this past week!

Meet Snatchem, a ghost/electric type!

Pokédex entries:

Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchems were all once different Pokémon and owned by trainers but were left in their Pokéballs for too long. Their physical form decays, leaving nothing but their spirit and data behind. 

Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchem are extremely faithful creatures, not leaving their Pokéballs even if they’ve been left behind by neglectful trainers. After being caught by a new trainer, it may take time for it to warm up but it’s guaranteed to be a friend for life. 

Snatchem, the Abandoned Pokémon. Snatchem are rumored to try and catch wild Pokémon themselves. Some say it’s to find a physical body once more. Each one seems to target specific Pokémon, maybe alluding to what it was in its previous life

Other Stuff:

Based on the theory I have that people found a way over time to convert Pokémon into data (hence why they can be put into PCs)

They’re always in regular Pokéballs when you find them in the wild

When you catch them, you’re catching the spirit part, not the Pokéball (it’s just a shell)

It changes, based on what Pokéball you catch it with 

Catching with a Pokéball will give it its lowest stats, while a Masterball will give it its max stats

Most Pokéballs will have a similar stat effectiveness as an Ultra Ball but maybe effect specific stats differently 

Ex. A Heal Ball will make it so Snatchem’s HP stat is enhanced 

They can be found like Voltorbs where they’re designed as Pokéballs but trigger a battle animation upon investigating

Check out the podcast! I draw the casts' Pokémon live and they do the same for Snatchem!

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