"The Case Before Us... Is A Strange And Unprecedented One Indeed."

Oh no, you are misunderstanding

I got him in 58 pulls, my pity was 19

Hoyoverse please buff gacha rates

An Ayato Pulling Ritual

1. Start at Komore Teahouse

2. Have at least Thoma on your team. If you have Ayaka have her too. (I’d also suggest Gorou bc dog) (And Sayu bc she’s part of the Shuumatsuban) 

3. Leave Komore Teahouse and buy Dango Milk

4. Use the nearby cooking pot

5. Have Thoma as a support. Cook the following dishes with Thoma (the more the better)

Miso Soup (at least 1 of Thoma’s specialty)

Butter Crab

Tempura Shrimp

Sakura Mochi

6. Continue onwards. Do not teleport. Run from enemies when you must.

7. Stop at the place where Ayato was standing in his Demo (i cant take a picture of it rn so find it for yourself im sorry)

8. Get some boba. If you don’t have any, draw some on a piece of paper and toss it at your screen. If you do have boba, make a cheers with your screen (DON’T SPLASH YOUR BOBA ONTO THE SCREEN, JUST GENTLY TAP YOUR BOBA AGAINST THE SCREEN. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FEED YOUR SCREEN BOBA TEA)

9. Wish

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