Evan "terrified-of-needles" Rosier
my ideal first date : we watch my top 5 favorite community episodes and i quote every single line. I pause every 5 seconds to explain a reference or to point out how a small detail actually shed an important light on a characters development up to this point and in the later seasons. I pause the episode for 30 minutes to explain the entirely of the season 3 plotline. After basic human anatomy i explain how "season 4 isnt really that bad" and trobed as a ship and central relationship in the show, adn in addition the emphasis the show puts on queerness both in characters and plotlines and how the time period contributed to that. Also everytime Abed says a line I say how hes just like me fr.
decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice
dads really be like don't be a faggot now here listen to Queen
I’m fine
you can jerk off to anything. just the other day i jerked off to a crisp and refreshing spring breeze
outta the way im fucking frolicking
Better be a faggot than a fascist.
characters with no moral code are a lot of fun but characters with their own specific moral code that doesn’t align with the rest of the/their world are on another level always
This gotta be the funniest clip I could ever- ... They are the silliest
“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps
Hot chocolate and tricks, moony’s books and coffee shop!
you truly do not exist for other ppl’s consumption and your existence is not hinged on making others happy and comfortable by stifling and hiding and crushing and editing parts of yourself to be less than who you really are
Skizzleman and TheMythicalSausage - this one's pretty much the safest guess. They've both worked with multiple hermits before
SmallishBeans and LDShadowLady - This one's another obvious one. I think their dynamic would make the server even more chaotic
Stampylongnose and Squaishey - These two are much less likely to join, but I'd be interested to see what they'd do on the Hermitcraft server
GoodTimesWithScar and Mumbo Jumbo - It's a pretty safe decision to add them as new members, considering they're already on the server
HBomb94 and CoughingBaby94 - HBomb is already friends with multiple hermits, and these two are basically a package deal
Iilluminaughtii and James Somerton - It's not like they have anything better to do
Two additional, smaller Grians - They can follow Regular-Sized Grian around and crack jokes
Two random dudes who have never played Minecraft before - It would be nice to give the smaller creators a spotlight
Every member of Quackity SMP fused into two giant flesh abominations - This could be an exciting way to bring the whole mcyt fandom together like never before
Doctor Dre and Snoop Dogg - Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait
Nebraska Man and Piltdown Man - Don't let the fact that they're well-known archaeological hoaxes fool you, these two are accomplished builders and redstoners, and they'd fit in well with the current server members
Ometecuhtli and Omecihuatl - It would be interesting to see what fun new dynamics two primordial Aztec creation deities bring to the server
The human personification of existential dread and fear of the inevitable passing of time and Martyn InTheLittleWood - both are familiar faces in the Hermitcraft community, and it's only a matter of time before they properly become hermits
“We need to get weirder and cringier about our interests” Y’all can’t handle mcyt fans
time for bed !
emotional processing is so funny because sometimes you’ll be violently sobbing on your bedroom floor over something that happened 4 years ago and then you’ll just. get up and make coffee. and go to the grocery store. and take all this fundamental sadness for a walk. and ponder the cosmic experiences of humanity while eating a sandwich. and that’s healing.
happy anniversary to watching a country be attacked by violent insurgents storming its capital on Jan 6th, only to go online and realize a literal country was being attacked by violent insurgents storming its capital on Jan 6th
You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
May 2024 give you the strength to finish all your abandoned and unfinished projects, amen
as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what
Flight of the Crows - Jhariah
Without teeexttttt :
My apologies for the soulmate art thing btw 🎹🎹
2023 -> 2024!
yes i'm over it. yes i think about it 20 times a day
Welcome to the Hall Of Fame
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[reblogs do a lot more than likes thanks]