me:
*extends hand pointer from local book fair*
Yeah that’s- that looks serious
patient:
Omg is it bad???
me:
No- no you’re fine- your hearts just tied up in knots…. (lol)
Tie. Knots. *giggle* l-
like a tie for
professional occasions
… heh- ha ha Ha. like serious.
It. It
is killing u yes ur hearts so sick.
he. Heh. Like swaggy. Like cool. Like ur so sick ur dying from swag
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
love the casualness of post island jalph bc the history is so loaded and it just sits on the tail end of every pause of every conversations, like an old timely chaperone making sure nothing unseemly is afoot as two suitors court, and it’s so easy too
yeah, Ralph’s breath hitches when Merridew moves too fast or too suddenly, and his eyes get kind’ve buzzy when they enter the mess hall and Jack’s loaned a knife to cut up his breakfast, but they throw back airy insults like none of it even happened
sure, Ralph’s tone seems slightly sharper than strictly warranted, and Jack’s responding smugness reads more sadistic than good natured, but they still talk
They still hang out and sit where the other does and walks where the other’s going, so they must be close.
my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.
i guess i have to learn how to draw this fag too
I don’t get gender envy over this man, I respect him far too much for that- I get gender reverence
I’m in awe
teach me ur ways king and I’ll follow dutifully pls ily
for free ninety nine u could be ur fav ill-adjusted yaoi today
the trick is self-inserting
onto the one that hates
vulnerability the most
…yeah i have a queer relationship with gender, why?
no im. Im not doing jumping jacks on the dick
I’m killing it to death
im pulverizing it with a meat tenderizer
and he’s loving it
returning from the store rkgk. he just killed a monster. I really like his rare dark vibes. and that damn tracksuit
I've been hyperfixed on opm for five years now, but no one around me shares my fanaticism. it's really sad. thank you for being there <3