2025 House MD Chase is a transgender woman. The whole team argues about whether or not it’s appropriate for House to perform her bottom surgery. Wilson is against it and Chase CLAIMS she’s against it but secretly she’s interpreting him doing it as approval from her dad boss for her transition. Taub doesn’t gaf, he’s just pushing Chase to get a boob job and leaving the cards of surgeons who will do that on her work area. 13 finds herself attracted to Chase now that she’s presenting fem and has a whole crisis where she sleeps with 12 blonde women in one week. Wilson and Chase make a bingo card of transmisogynistic jokes and tells House if he doesn’t get a bingo by the end of the week he can do the bottom surgery. He gets 3 bingos but all the jokes are about Cuddy so he argues it shouldn’t count.
im so sorry but if you don’t ride for kuroko a hundred and ten percent throughout the entire fucking series on like a base level of ride or die loyalty, go deepthroat a shotgun and pull the trigger u prick
he is extremely bored bc he needs his credits but knows everything alr so he switches into some of ur classes just to try and oust your position as top grade
fuck i want college L hcs. other than strawberry soju i think he would also love strawberry geek bar LMAOO
My friend sent me another one...
giving Jack an extremely sad home life isn’t the worst thing in the world, and it has a level of interest and emotion I fw, I’m just a little bored with the whole:
Guy That Fucks Everything Is Ac Hurting Inside trope
I think it’s even more interesting to give him a moderately empty childhood, or even a mildly good one- I feel the the island is a part of self-expression and something missing in Jack personally, rather than a reprieve for trauma yk
Not shaming shitty father headcanons tho, I still eat em up lmfao, just throwing this into the sphere
yall ready?
*boots n cats n boots n cats n boots-*
urgent urgency urgently urging me
until unity unites ubiquitously
unearthing underlying unequality until understanding unfurls universally-
u u want me to stop? why?
wtv yall r some fake little ass hoes anyways
(😿) idc
guys would we still love me if I started rapping on main yay or yay
when i masturbate i imagine fucking beyond's ass while he cries about not having L and i cry about not having Light and we both watch them going at it in the background. then i'll shush beyond, tell him it's ok, that i understand, and they're kinda just assholes anyway, and in the end i'm glad i have him and he says me too and that's when i come.
yk what hell yeah
wanting to die casually is so funny bc its like taking a rlly chill dog with u as u run errands
Yeah sure let’s check out the deli- and the little fucker is by ur feet yipping
Lmfao u should die today
and it’s like yeah yeah- hi, I’ll take some potato wedges pls tysm
tsukishima struggling to give up his button during graduation and just like mailing it to u a week after is rlly funny, esp if yall r neighbors, and doubly esp if yall r in an established relationship
western narusasusaku 🤠