Scraping Together Enough Coherence To Over Share Abt My Lotf Au Where Ralph Finds A Voice In Either

i want him huffing my dirty laundry :/

the real holy trinity is two bi guys and a fujoshi

this is so fucking funny bc it implies a previous, slightly more apathetic approach to child death and sanemi would never say this

Reading lotf made me much more sensitive to child death because I felt SO bad for the littluns it just changed my overall view

liiiight watari said its MY turn to give L a heart attack

let’s play would you rather!

Would you rather, B, suffer the blows of a million Trojan men but! they have modern steroids and ten five hour energies running through their hot blooded veins,

Or

A, endure a mutual that likes hanamiya?

most crack universe is having that parachute guy ac live after landing and like. Hardcore judge these 7th graders

“Is that- boar blood? Uh- no no like it looks fine ig- it’s just. A little over dramatic ngl.”

LMFAO

also Jack trying n failing to assert authority over this dude

“Well I’m chief!! And you listen to me.”

“… No thank you.”

I thought Jack was the blonde one for so long and Ralph was just brunette

Again idfk how I was reading the book to come to this conclusion

Roger is a character I want to hate but I rlly don’t have it in me

His antisocial ass was just me when I was younger and I relate to his standoffish annoyance and blunt dislike of most everybody

In elementary I just followed the one allotted friend I had and hid behind her so I didn’t have to talk to anyone else

I also threw roaches at my peers

I didn’t like that was most of them

me and the bad bitch i pulled by acting like his jealous clingy gf

poo

pee

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