Ocd midorima
yes! headcanon approved lmfao
I ac don’t know much abt ocd but Midorima being a chronically unmedicated ball of compulsions is basically canon
“Hey Shin… what’s up with this whole crawling on the floor thing today?”
*Midorima, on all fours outside the gymnasium*
“Oha Asa says a square rock is required for cancers to avoid catastrophe today. Will that be all?”
LMFAOOOOOO sigh i love my special interest astrology gf he’s the worst
here's some of the best the hobbit/lotr fanfics I've read cuz they can be quite hard to find and I wanna help
will update the list as I read
Smoke, iron and Thorin
Fire and Gold
Learning Khuzdul
Braid of Gold
Thorin being soft
The Beauty of Chance
Those Hands
Misunderstanding
The arrival
A king's crown
Covered In Steam
There's just inches in between us
Thorin after a long day of training with his nephews
In This Moment
Agreement
Symphony of your life
Oh so quiet
Confession
Find Your Way Back
fili oneshots
Moonrise
The Most Unpleasant, Defective, and Abominable Incident
Stay with me
The Redeemer
Durin's Garage
Restless
Lost My Way
Charcoal
The book keeper
insecurities
The beauty and the Beast
getting back at Kili for teasing
My Treasure
Madly in love
It's in his kiss
Love Bites
Sway With Me
Wood Carvings
Softly. . .
Sweet like nectar
A Shot in the Dark
Early Mornings
Beorn takes care of you when you're injured
Linger
Watcher of Wanderers
The Innocence of Brutality
Blessing
Sensitive
Being best friends with Legolas
Hazy Memories
Spellbound
Bookworm
Relax
Best friends father
Fascination
Flower On My Skin
To Meet Under the Stars
Passenger Princess
Autumn Thunderstorm
I Could Love You With My Eyes Closed
Gentle Dark
My Heart Is In Your Hands
Moonlight
Just a Little Help
Warriors Great Tales
The Fountain
Return to Me
Burnt Bread
A Helping Hand
Wildest Dreams
Falling In Love With A Librarian
SFW alphabet
Happiness
A Roll in the Hay
Blessing
Turning Points
various characters oneshots
Imagine: elves having highly sensitive ears and you finding out by accidently touching them.
Journey to Erebor
Hair braiding
Elves + Braiding
What Type of Kisser is Each LoTR Character?
The Hobbit Characters + Physical Affection (Suggestive Version)
A Headcanon For Each Member of Thorin’s Company
Cuddling With Thorin's Company
Imagine some of the elves of Middle Earth find out how easy it is to make you (a human staying in Rivendell) blush and become aroused.
The LOTR characters reacting to a modern reader
I love Peter but I also headcanon him to smell perpetually of peanut butter pre island
Idk y alr yes I am aware I might be my favs biggest hater with the way I headcanon but for the record I’d still think it was endearing alr
He also had a suspenders phase
SORRY I PROMISE I LOVE U THIS IS JUST WHO U R PETER
for a long time i really had a semblance of genuine hate against light because i dont like sharing L and i have infact blocked the lawlight tag because i decided that i will only consume lawlight content when i so choose to and not when it jumpscaares me on my feed and ruins my day. but like. man. light is just like me and its so sad and maybe thats really terrible but i feel really soft and gushy about it
oh shikanaru u
u meekish schoolyard fascination quickly catapulted into extreme codependency u
ur so observation in humanity, case study of the idiot with the sincerest smile you’ve ever seen, theory board specimen turned fiery, irrevocably hopeless timeless love
so pure spirited and full blooded is that heart skipping eyes freezing lungs failing giddy floating face flushing u r
so frozen solid and panicked as shikamaru breathes in the absolute zeal and open chested heart ache and full body mind and soulful hope leading Naruto headfirst into the rest of his life in a series of increasingly incredible and intense events that always seem to stack up into something beautiful instead of falling through the faults of the trusty human limit and nihilistic doubt
every step is on the unstable air of an oceans edge, yet Naruto makes a messiah of himself in the way he runs insultingly easy on that endless sea’s surface and Shikamaru knows objectively how and why and what Naruto is doing but he just can’t believe his eyes
his inexperienced heart pounds a hole through his chest and pulls him so thoughtlessly onto the water until he’s sweating and panting and running after Naruto with that infectious passion for life and human connection and peace- like that’s ever been more than a carrot on the end of a long, lying stick
he’s sweating a layer of his skin off and he hates the heavy exhaustion weighing down a crack through his internal promise to stay the fuck outve this- outve the adrenaline and line of fire and risk- but he forsakes his clan and his brain and the reality of the world and what being a shinobi even means because goddamn he’s hungry
he’s hungry in a way he doesn’t think contentment can soothe anymore
not even close
not when all he feels as he watches those clouds dance lazily across that bluest blue, is loss, because he knows a bluer blue and Naruto would never resign himself to sitting listless at the base of his favorite green hill because he’s off making greener pastures of shitty realities with thinly survived battles and thickly woven trust gained by the same stunned realization everyone has:
Naruto Cares
he cares so much his sleeve lead his feet because he’s long since given up hiding his heart behind his ribs like any self respecting person of moderate preservation
and shikamaru seethes as he understands so deeply he might as well be every new pair of eyes that trace the frame of Naruto’s smile with that glittering helplessness they never mean to revel
he tells himself obligations uproot his back from that perfect hill, that perfect view, those perfect clouds- duty probably, he is clan heir after all
but he knows the truth rests closer to the surface than he can manage to smother
He Knows He Can’t Help But Care Too
through, because, for, and ever after Naruto, because all of a sudden the grass itches where it once caressed and his heart creeps into that little dip between neck and shoulder
not yet on his sleeve, but it doesn’t have to be
because it’s enough
Naruto’s back faces him as he runs ever faster, over ever greater oceans, ever brighter suns that rise on that dangerous current-
And It’s enough
silent and subtle and studying- this view is now what returns that contentment he’s been basking in for so long
smiling all mock exasperation- yeah Shikamaru thinks-
This Is Enough
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHJT SWITCH PLACES WITH ME AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRS
rule 63 lotf is cool bc sm sm sm sm social commentary. like the original alr had something to say abt gender and how the boys were molded by the war and their older male role models and how those ppl are involved in that war, but the ‘going animial’ must be so different from a female perspective, both bc of time period but also just the way the way girls care for each other interpersonally
like the boys shove out mean names and throw fucking rocks at each other, and maybe it’s meaner than usual but it’s still in the realm of normalcy
but could you imagine the betrayal Ralph feels with a Jack she could hug and fuss about and lean into without feeling deeply guilty abt it? A Jack she could be softer with, and a group she thought she could trust to foster community and care for one another- all that softness just to be hit with the same inevitable level of cruelty as canon?
Gah. Crushing.
the end is so half assed ok ok bye
honestly Jack popping hardcore painkillers for the next three decades and then just up and killing himself is perhaps the most riveting and sympathetic ending I have for him
Yes I love him dearly and yes I do want him to suffer the burn of a thousand and ten suns before rotting at his own hand
.......wdym ... quizzical academic approach to literally anything.. ... wdym ........... do elaborate ..
u argue on what u do know but r extremely curious about the shit you don’t
L makes a reference to something u don’t get, ur calling him a fucking geekloser look at this freak evb, and then immediately turning and researching it to the ground when u get home
like a week later will reveal newfound knowledge in a hopefully subtle and smart way and he’s enraptured