My Pov As I Shitpost Abt Lotf

guys I love Peter sm im not even joking he’s so me asf

I bet he brags about how many books he’s read for summer programs

What a dork. I need him to have friends pls everyone be nice to him pls stop bullying him lll kill u all

murasakibara and midorima ,,,

Nothing I really have to say abt the matter but it’s a matter and I want to hard launch that into the sphere

oh i rlly am an L kinnie (tears in eyes)

the choir boys being the army and also madlads of the story is so funny bc like yeah band kids r chronic and yeah, ykw yeah, this checks out

doesn’t make it any less funny post island

“yeah those assholes hunted me down and tried to kill me”

“… those ones? doesn’t Merridew make passive aggressive comments to the teacher so he can tell on people without ac telling?”

“… yes. that’s- sigh- that’s yeah.”

Story where everyone is gay and also a kinda shitty person

trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement

point 5 of a like on this post and I’ll break down why jalph is sasunaru

also i take no critics abt this i am a pagan of truth. source: trust me bro

My friend sent me another one...

halo feeds me selfship lore as bedtime stories we have never been so up. clutching onto u with my claws

Yall im going to expose myself

Idk who anyone other than my favs r im so sorry. Sorry Maurice. Sorry- other kids. I don’t even know their names dawgs. Wdym they were there the whole time.

All I got is Peter, Ralph, Jack, Simon, and SamnEric

And that one boy that died in the fire with the scar- I thought it was super weird no one in the book like thought about him just disappearing