it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy
I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own
this is just my unprofessional opinion but fuck all that shit
who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.
work song by hozier / mahmoud darwish
okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading
bad kitty.
more on this fic because QuirkCire commented "Theo fanboying over Yor and Twilight mistaking it for interest in her because he also kinda fanboys over Yor too was hilarious" and. LMAO UR SO RIGHT
"Hi, I'm Ms. Walker and I'm the dog walker you hired."
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
"Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe." – Andrea Gibson
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