I like Trees
Most of them are nice
Poisons I, II, and III were deadly, but Poison IV just made you really itchy.
At the meantime
Loft talk Pt. There's only one bed 🐦⬛🎨
Sylus, in Rafayel’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night?
Rafayel, knocking Sylus off: WHAT THE HELL?!
Sylus: Ow—
Rafayel: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!
Sylus: I had a nightmare.
Rafayel: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old?
Sylus: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there-
Rafayel, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL!
Sylus: That is not what I meant—
Rafayel: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground!
Sylus: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too.
Rafayel: Yeah, okay-
Sylus: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night?
Rafayel: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while.
Sylus, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed!
Rafayel: I did not consent to this-
Sylus, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden!
Rafayel, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s six-foot-two, he’s got white hair.
I was told we were all going to see it.. I don't know how much would be revealed