The Aspect That REALLY Got Me Into Tigerclaw As A Villian Is The Fact That Starclan Decided There Was

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

THEY CUT OFF HIS FUCKING HAND??? Crosshair doesn't need more trauma!

The happy ending was a suprise, but a welcome one to be sure!

The hand quota has been met. (this was funnier in my head)

imagine working at McDonald's, and you go to give the people in the drive-through their meal, and it's just Iron Man in the driver's seat with Spider-Man sitting shotgun.

DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION

Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s

I had a dream the other night and it got me thinking.

The only thing I can remember was that I was walking alone in a forest and got lost. At some point, this rotted corpse of a cat walks out of the trees and I start to follow it. I don't remember how it ends, but thats not the point.

The point is that it sparked the begining of an AU.

No one removed Tigerstar's body from fourtrees after Scourge killed him (as far as we know), and I'm pretty sure his corpse was gone by the end of Scourge's 3 day deadline. So where'd the body go? If foxes or crows got to it, there would still be something left of Tigerstar. But no, he just dissapeared.

In this AU, Tigerstar's spirit is forced back into his body after he died as a sort of punishment from Starclan. His body is dead but he isn't and he sorta just stalks the clans from the shadows for a while. I think he'd end up as a mentor figure to Lionblaze eventually once tpo3 rolls around, like Rock is to Jayfeather, just more evil (or not).

I'm not sure where I want to go with this, I just wanted to throw this out there and see if anyone finds it cool.

fireheart: look i know he seems like a normal kit, but LISTEN he looks like his murderous father!! that means he’s got his father’s dark personality and he will definitely turn out like him. i mean look at his EYES!! there’s death in his eyes (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

bramblekit: *is a literal baby*

weird as hell that cinderpelt is denied becoming a warrior after her leg got mangled on the exact same book that deadfoot is introduced. do you think she was pissed as hell when she found out that another three-legged cat is the deputy of windclan

I was exploring some ocean ruins when I noticed the roof of a village house hiding on a cliffside, and found an entire underground community inside a lush cave! (ft photobombing allays)

conveniently, I got an empty map from the ruins so I opened it up and...

there's nothing on the surface but paths

I guess it got too cold for the villagers so they moved underground

This place is my new muse

I cannot express how much I love this.

Absolutely amazing.

A Masterpiece.