Just Started Reading Lore Olympus And Look At These!

Happy new years!!!!

Im a lesbian and tired from a lack of sleep

I’m ace, aro and tired

Reblog if you are also LGBT+ and tired

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PLEASE think about the leg holes for one last time because my immediate thought upon seeing that other ask was Iida's engines with tiny little shower caps over the ends

I almost choked laughing at this, so thanks, I guess. Thing is, that is exactly what Iida would do. It got me thinking, where would Iida find teeny tiny shower caps? So I googled mini shower caps to glorious results:

(these are made by creativewordhd on Youtube)

IMAGINE Iida buying tons of little shower caps made for dolls to cover his engines. This is now my official headcanon forever.

whatever your favorite rock is I have now given it to you poppy!

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

Not that I think Leia would hesitate to bite, but you know

Impulse control

Ooh so this is a shigadabi WIP in which Dabi has no sense of self-preservation, Shigaraki is trying to curtail Dabi’s poor impulse control and Shigaraki’s efforts lead to unanticipated crushing

The blurb:

Shigaraki had a problem. Well to be more precise, Shigaraki had a lot of problems, but his resident arsonist was, for the moment at least, the most pressing.

Dabi was, logistically speaking, a great fit for the league: intelligent, possessing a powerful and destructive quirk and a desire to see heroes brought to their knees. A solid asset.

Which is why it was kind of pissing him off that Dabi seemed hellbent on destroying himself. It wouldn’t do the league any good if the idiot went and got killed before they really needed his firepower, but unfortunately Dabi seemed to possess absolutely no sense of self-preservation. Unlike Twice whose poor decision making skills could generally be attributed to traumatic head injury and corrected by pairing him with a more level-headed member, Dabi should know better.

He knew for a fact that Dabi was as suspicious as a stray cat - which was why he kept rejecting various recruits for the league. Why this decision making ability didn’t extend to near death experiences and severe injuries, Shigaraki could not comprehend. It wasn’t like the man had an ardent desire for glory. He tended to fade into the background when possible. And it wasn’t like Dabi was hiding a secret healing ability that rendered those injuries minor; Shigaraki had personally stitched him up a few times.

The only explanation that Shigaraki could come up with was that Dabi just didn’t care enough to avoid potential death and injury. Which made this problem considerably more complex than dealing with the occasional problematic behaviors of the other members of the league.

Toga was pouting? Buy her a cute jacket and find a blood donor.

Compress was bored? Clap at his magic tricks.

Spinner felt neglected? Play video games with him.

They were pretty easy to keep out of trouble if you just kept an eye on them. Dabi was an entirely different problem. He needed some more advanced management technique that Shigaraki did not have in his admittedly small arsenal.

The ‘Dabi Management’ problem had led Shigaraki to steal an embarrassingly named book from a local bookstore: 1001 Reasons to Wake Up and Smile! Yes, it was stupid. But it wasn’t like Shigaraki was qualified to give Dabi therapy or anything so this was the next best bet. Maybe if he just dangled small happinesses in front of Dabi on occasion then the arsonist would start to think twice about getting stabbed again next time. You know: if I die here, I can’t eat that fucking cake I left in the fridge, etc?

Well, he had come up with worse ideas in his lifetime.

Fun :)

If this gets 5,000 notes (excluding comments so you can’t spam) I’ll post recordings of myself performing as plankton in SpongeBob the musical

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..