Bro Went To Upper Management 💀🙏

AHHHHHHH IM TALKING ABOUT THE HEADCANON BUT I THINK I USED THE WRONG WORD

IM SO SLOW HELP????

EITHER WAY I LOVE VARIAN AND WE CAN AGREE ON VARIGO SO THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH >;333

CAN YOU SEE THE VISION????

THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON

my dumbass though that first pic was Odysseus, Pernelorpe, & Telemarket 💀

Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo

"diabetes in a cup"? KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN AND THING'S WILL LOOK UP-

do you and Varian have Starbucks/coffee orders?

I honestly dont really like Starbucks, since i drink my coffee black and bitter (like the Gods intended) and their roasts really suck and cost a bajjillion friggen dollars, @goggles-varian on the other hand? Oh boy.

His coffee order is a monstrosity of sugar. It's some wired mocha cookie crumble latte chino frappé with a billion other things that I apparently always order wrong (even though its not my fault hes practically inventing a new element with that shit) that I just call "diabetes in a cup" and the one time he gave me a sip, I recoiled and it took me hours to get the taste outta my mouth.

I prefer my coffee to be made at home (and when we do that, Hairstipe just mades creamer and sugar with a side of coffee) so yeah.

Blonde bitch out! ✨️🏳️‍🌈💅

he better >:3

totally not for @blondebitch7k :D

marry your boyfriend bitch

EXACTLY!!!! we all have our pitchforks ready to attack anyone who tries to move us >:3333

also i wanna make sure you're treating Varian right bc i will find you if you don't 🏳️‍🌈🥰

and yes, by law, it is illegal to kick us out if we've already lived here for years. so really, we should kick you out since we were here first

i think it's quite nice in your wall with @vsimp14 so i shall not leave.

we will start a strike if you make us leave

(and the 10000x others but that's not important... yeah...)

STRIKE ON WHAT?!

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!

ah how i love Varigo

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

happy late birthday Varian!!!! :3333

YESYESYESYES-

i love being in a fandom small enough that when you see a small detail in a fic that youve seen in another that you know they took it from the other one. its so fun if feels like a little inside joke i love it here

omg thank you so much; i've never been tagged before !!!!

idk who to tag so it's open to anyone, but i'll tag @starrrrrrrzzzzzzz

tag game :3

no pressure tags:

@pirulated @kylebroskiflovski @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @laurens-on-your-side @18th-century-bitch @whimsyfullyloaded @robojosh4444 @ouiouixmonami @purevanillacookies-therapist @almaprincess66 @doodle-bug-nightmares @geo-rosey @half-eaten-baguetteee @kwilooo @lil-gae-disaster @ceo-of-lams @binch-i-might-be

lmk if you would prefer not to be tagged in the future :3

like mother like son <3

#coffee is amazing and i will die on this hill

Favorite food/drink?

I’m a big fan of warm sourdough bread with some goat cheese and dried herbs on it. I grew up eating it! My mom always made the best bread… I tried making my own after I left Neserdnia but it was never the same </3

As for drink, while I was researching for the Trials I pulled a *lot* of all-nighters and @engineer-donella introduced me to a lovely substance known as coffee. (I did know it existed before, just never thought to drink it myself!) …Suffice to say, I am quite the coffee addict now.