I Have A Theory That During Vat7k, Varian Didn't Go By His Real Name For A While, But Rather Vee Or Var.

no. it appears you have misunderstood. i love your account so much that in my free time, i reload the 'following' page to see if you've updated. if you leave, i shall hunt you down with your fangirls, tie you to a chair with your phone, deleted the cop's number, and make you update more.

so yeah

also ik damn well that you see me like your posts like 20 secs after you make them (including this one)

bro you're literally the only character from Vat7k who's always updating lol

do u have a life outside of tumblr my good man-ette?

Um, rude. Do yall hust want me to dip or stm cause I can deprive you asshole of my amazingness if thats what your asking~

ah, shit; you caught me *retracts into my den*

i must wait until you no longer remember me. then i shall spam you >:3 (jk i love ur acc sm, i will not stay away mwahahahaha)

y'know; sometimes you pmo with how smart you are, and it makes me wonder; have any of the others heard you say something smart and just look at you like ":O HEY WAIT A SEC-"?

Yes and it's disrespectful as shit. MY MOTHER IS THE ROYAL ENGINEER OF INGVARR AND A FEARED CRIME BOSS! I HAVE AN EDUCATION AND AM A FUCKING GENIUS NONETHELESS!!!!

Also, since I have a pretty good fucking guess who you are now anon. Fuck. You. My hair is so gorgeous, artists cannot capture it, it's just to beautiful for that.

Blonde bitch out!

Omg stop posting! Ur art is so bleh, just stop so the world will be a better place 😁

oh golly! 1 person out of the *whips out glasses* 8.1 BILLION people in the world dislike my art! whatever shall i do! 😊😊😊😊

ah, gee, guess i'll stop posting :/ (you didn't even have the balls to post your username; oof ^^)

Have a good day!

WAIT YOU WERE CUSS-SING???? HA-

"Ah, fuckidy, duckidy! Son of a bastarddddddd 🎵🎼🎶🎹!! :DDDD"

Any magic things that happend to you guys outside of the trials? In one of the kingdoms or while you we're traveling?

Ugh, I hate telling this story.

So one, we made a pit-stop at this town... Goldenleaf or stm, can't remember but I ended up accidentally passing off this one petty witch. Who cursed us and everyone in the town to have to sing everything.

Its was annoying, loud, and my throat was completely dead by the end of the day (not to mention when I wanted to quietly curse under my breath, I ended up belting it in full volume + vibrato and @starprincessnuru looked ready to kill me musically)

When we finally got enough money to bribe her to break the curse, the town actually liked their singing life better so yeah... drop by Goldleaf if your in the mood for a tune (or twenty)

Blonde bitch out! 🏳️‍🌈✨️💅🎵

YESYESYESYES-

i love being in a fandom small enough that when you see a small detail in a fic that youve seen in another that you know they took it from the other one. its so fun if feels like a little inside joke i love it here

Vat7k randomness

I 100% headcanon that Hugo used to have some sort of an accent (like French sounding or something) as a kid (because as far as I know, Ingvarr has its own language), and while travelling/doing missions for Donella and stuff, he would drop the accent and just speak with a modern day American accent.

Fast forward a few years (after Vat7k and Varian and Hugo live together), every now and then, Hugo's real accent will shine through and Varian will tease the life outta him.

"YOU WANT A BAGUETTE WITH THAT FRENCH BOY?'

"OUI OUI CROSSANT"

"did you just say 'lItTlE sNaCk'???"

so uh yea thx for coming to my Ted Talk

-peace out bitches <3

HA-! (actually made me laugh! congrats!)

also i totally see that, @deffee88 TvT

i deeply apologize for this but i'm dead serious when i say i need the answer to this

(also dude can sm plz repost this to the vat7k com? i cannot still 🥲tumblr when i catch you-)

"diabetes in a cup"? KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN AND THING'S WILL LOOK UP-

do you and Varian have Starbucks/coffee orders?

I honestly dont really like Starbucks, since i drink my coffee black and bitter (like the Gods intended) and their roasts really suck and cost a bajjillion friggen dollars, @goggles-varian on the other hand? Oh boy.

His coffee order is a monstrosity of sugar. It's some wired mocha cookie crumble latte chino frappé with a billion other things that I apparently always order wrong (even though its not my fault hes practically inventing a new element with that shit) that I just call "diabetes in a cup" and the one time he gave me a sip, I recoiled and it took me hours to get the taste outta my mouth.

I prefer my coffee to be made at home (and when we do that, Hairstipe just mades creamer and sugar with a side of coffee) so yeah.

Blonde bitch out! ✨️🏳️‍🌈💅

my dumbass though that first pic was Odysseus, Pernelorpe, & Telemarket 💀

Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo