Twinks Should Be Allowed To Initiate Divorce

Okay, but...

If Casper watched Sunshine play Baldur's Gate, would he get more jealous if they romanced Astarion, or if they romanced somebody else-?

Cause with Astarion, at least they're sticking to a very specific type lmao

MOTIVATION THROUGH THE ROOF TODAY SLUTS!!!!

some fun facts about my tav (Miles) (That's my name): -he's literally just me (down to name, backstory, etc. i just threw in fantasy elements bc why wouldnt i) -wood elf mom (love you mom), human dad (L father) -all scars are cat scars (just like irl) -VAMPIRE AUTISM!!!! (just like irl) (love imagining the idea of my tav (me) just VIBRATING after finding out (confirming, because like 99% sure before the bite scene bc cmon mf is NOT SUBTLE) that astarion is a vampire like GRGRHRRGRFGRHHGFHHRRFGRHGFH LET ME DISSECT YOU) -can't read sheet music (bard) -holds his violin wrong (bard) -violin actually belonged to sister (like irl) (it actually belonged to my gg before her so its like. generational violin ig) -guardian (don't have a screenshot) is based on my pookie bear asterii (hence the aries zodiac) -SEVERELY allergic to cats (including Tara) (does not leave her alone) (consistently hanging out by Gale's shit just for the cat) -dying victorian orphan ass (not just the allergies)

this book is making me realize that maybe adult fantasy isnt bad its just most adult fantasy has super shitty pacing because this is BAM BAM BAM THINGS STUFF HAPPENS WOOOO and most adult fantasy is super slow and boring

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

I have no clue what's going on

My friend got tumblr and i wanted to follow him so im here now

book has been finished (this morning). holy shit. wowee

i took a lot of notes about my thoughts at the moment in my sketchbook and i feel like it'd be easier to send them directly than decipher my thought process (spoilers btw i hope thats obvious)

also i looked at the movie trailer out of curiosity and they did Rocky DIRTY!!!!!!!!!! Like ik his name is Rocky and "oh he has stony skin" yknow what else has stony skin? ECHINODERMS. THATS WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS. And you know whats an echinoderm with radial symmetry, a (typically) pentagonal central portion and five limbs? STARFISH. THE ERIDIANS ARE FUCKING SPACE STARFISH NOT CHUNKS OF CONCRETE WITH PIPECLEANER LEGS

edit: thank fuck that trailer was fake holy shit audio is so important in telling if something is fake now

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

thinking about the biological implications of someone (Ryley Robinson) getting stuck on an alien planet (4546B) with purely silicon-based lifeforms (headcanon).

like would he just starve??? Because if everything is composed of silicon there's no real use for carbon sugars and I dont think people can digest silicon last I checked

the main idea is that this could lead to some absolutely fucked-up prompts like Ryley slowly starving to death even though he feels full because his body is physically incapable of processing whatever fucked up molecules the plants/animals/other on 4546B use in place of carbon sugars. And he keeps misdiagnosing what's wrong with him as maybe it's part of the kharaa but then he gets to the floating island and gets potatoes and melons and lantern fruit and he either thinks he got over the kharaa or puts two and two together and realizes he was dying from starvation and/or malnutrition

so i send myself things on discord so i can have them on my phone and THIS is how i sent this one to myself

just. just felt like sharing

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

Aliens??? Alien pussy? AL-AN????? THE AUTISM IS OFF THE CHARTS

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

is this why i like fungi so much wtf

theyre in a polycule