Does Anyone Else Feel Violated Every Time They See An Old Spice Ad Because If I See Any More Unsolicited

so i have. finished portal. portal 2.

good fucking LORD that was good. i get why its a must-play game

did anyone else catch this while the stream was breaking

so i was reading this fic and the mental image of the shirt astarion likes just posessed me and i had to draw it

(ignore my little sketchbook comments. or dont what can i do about it)

al-an has the personality of sheldon cooper

THIS IS FOR ALL MY DELULU BABYS AND GRILLS

HE HAS ARRIVED

so i bought myself Tavern Talk for my birthday and I just got to (no clue what day) when Fable say's they'll always come back to the inn and i just had the mental image of a bartender at one of these taverns who befriends a party of adventurers and then after years and years they suddenly disappear and are found dead and then they realize why all the other bartenders seem so distant from everyone so thats FUN

i just realized i shouldve sent the pictures of the prints i mentioned in my last post

thank you to the pretty lady with the nice dress who made them you were very nice and thank you for telling me about the way you draw hands

the minecraft movie but instead of the god awful cgi theyre using its all done like a mid 2010s minecraft roleplay video

why orange cats are stupid little dipshits

after doing a bit of googling, i cannot find a single actual study that has been done to determine why orange cats are considered stupid, but i have a theory.

its because orange cats are mostly male

now thats not me being "heehoo men stoopie" (very stupid trans man), its like a valid theory. 80% of orange cats are male (quick google search results) because the gene for being orange is linked to the X chromosome, so most gingers are male.

so i propose an experiment.

we take two groups of several common coat colors/patterns of domestic shorthairs (since those are the most common housecat (another quick google search). each of the 2 groups for each coat will have 100 individuals, one group with the average male/female ratio of that coat normally (for gingers that would be 80 males, and 20 females) and the second group would be 50/50 male female.

then, follow the cats from birth to maturity (~2 years old)(google search) and track "mental" milestones. also important that these cats would be raised in a typical "household" setting you found find a normal domestic cat in, and they would be raised alone.

then, after all that info is gathered, compare the relative intelligence of the cats of the average m/f ratio and the 50/50 m/f ratio. theoretically the average m/f ratio of orange cats should be dumber than the 50/50 ratio of oranges

and then, finally, we (and i) will have a true explanation for why (my) orange cat(s) are fucking stupid as all hell

also just realized and dont feel like editing the last one: why the fuck do eridians count in base 6?

like the reason humans count in base 10 is bc we have 10 fingers, but eridians have 5 limbs with three fingers on each. it would make more sense for them to count in base 3, 5, or 15. so why 6?

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!