You Knock On My Door And Hear Loud Barking And Scrambling Noises And Me Yelling "no!! Down Boy!! Down!!!"

I had a dream like a month ago where a super skinny, black figure with four eyes that was taller than my doorway was standing slightly hunched over in front of said doorway. In response, dream me asked him if he wanted to sleep in my bed. He then came to my bed, climbed the ladder... and proceeded to cuddle me. So I guess it works sometimes?

question: what happens when monsterfuckers try to seduce their sleep paralysis demon? does that ever work out for yall?

i got a lil silly again and grgrgrhgrhfrghfrghfgrgrhfgghhhgrrrr ryley

why orange cats are stupid little dipshits

after doing a bit of googling, i cannot find a single actual study that has been done to determine why orange cats are considered stupid, but i have a theory.

its because orange cats are mostly male

now thats not me being "heehoo men stoopie" (very stupid trans man), its like a valid theory. 80% of orange cats are male (quick google search results) because the gene for being orange is linked to the X chromosome, so most gingers are male.

so i propose an experiment.

we take two groups of several common coat colors/patterns of domestic shorthairs (since those are the most common housecat (another quick google search). each of the 2 groups for each coat will have 100 individuals, one group with the average male/female ratio of that coat normally (for gingers that would be 80 males, and 20 females) and the second group would be 50/50 male female.

then, follow the cats from birth to maturity (~2 years old)(google search) and track "mental" milestones. also important that these cats would be raised in a typical "household" setting you found find a normal domestic cat in, and they would be raised alone.

then, after all that info is gathered, compare the relative intelligence of the cats of the average m/f ratio and the 50/50 m/f ratio. theoretically the average m/f ratio of orange cats should be dumber than the 50/50 ratio of oranges

and then, finally, we (and i) will have a true explanation for why (my) orange cat(s) are fucking stupid as all hell

banger reference

He is so shaped

i hate the realization that a lot of the fictional men i find attractive are around or over 40, and even if theyre way (read: centuries) older they still look (or sound) 40ish.

why is it all old man yaoi.

so if vampires need to ask permission to enter do they have to ask for verbal permission every time they have sex even if its already been discussed beforehand but not in the context of "can I come inside"

i just tried to show a gaggle of ipad minecraft brain-rotted kids (ie my younger sister and her friends) a dantdm mod review from 11 years ago (specifically the tiny blocks one) and they didnt even have the attention span to watch it. they clicked off after three minutes because they can't handle someone not doing something loud and attention grabbing every other minute. these kids are fucked

your days are numbered and i cant fucking count

this book is making me realize that maybe adult fantasy isnt bad its just most adult fantasy has super shitty pacing because this is BAM BAM BAM THINGS STUFF HAPPENS WOOOO and most adult fantasy is super slow and boring

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!