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⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️

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⚠️ ROAD WORK 500FT ⚠️

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🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧

        🚚 🚚                  🔩             웃  🧰   🕳️   🪚웃       웃📋     웃    웃 🛠️       🔨웃               🏗️  🕳️                 웃   웃 🔧                                                     🚚 🔩      🔩                      🔩                             

🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧

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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️

new reblog game actually put in the tags what the blog you reblogged from tastes like

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

FINALLY hi!

hello rev inactive era is gone im back hi

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

i am emotionally invested now.

i need more

Kapil Sharma x Himesh Reshammiya Part 2

Kapil woke up in a drugged and drowsy state . All hung over and dizzy . “Oh fuck . What happened last night” Kapil wondered as he massaged his head to relive some of the pain . Beside him , a sleeping Himesh who was completely naked and clearly very aroused .

“Good morning baby” Himesh said in a husky voice that made Kapil wonder if anything could compare to this feeling of euphoria . “What’s wrong baby , you’re not talking . Unlike last night.” “W-well , it’s just … I’m surprised that you’re still talking with me and not regretting this.” "Well you see Kapil...." Himesh said , taking Kapil's hand in his and caressing it "I've been in love with you for a long time. ever since I saw you walking around with that chapri beard of yours , I couldn't stop thinking about how it would feel on my body"

Kapil blushed crimson and was surprised by Himesh's sudden confession. Kapil leaned over and kissed Himesh passionately on lips while gripping Himesh's head in his hands . "I love you too . I've been waiting for this moment for so long"

The wedding bells had been ringing and the wedding planners was in constant stress . Despite not being the one actually getting married , she felt under a lot pressure to make sure Kapil's wedding to Ashi went all right . That's right , Himesh had broken up with Kapil after realizing he was just another drunk . Kapil had come home , only to find Himesh in bed with Ananya Panday . "Look Kapil , I can't do this anymore . I can't keep pretending that you're not just another drunk who doesn't even care about my feelings anymore. At least Ananya cares for me . In a way that you'll never be able to." When Kapil confronted Ananya , she said the same thing . "Kapil .... me and Himesh are in love . We can't help it.” Kapil had to take a step back and geld out of there as fast he could

That was until he bumped into something …..

(to be continued)

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

I LOVE YOU OMG

cym as book genresss

listen. i know this list is a shitshow. but anyways.

bildungsroman: @moonlit-skeletons

romance: @brekkcrs

horror: @ritzapocalypse

thriller: @iambecomeyourvillain

coming of age: @la-vie-en-merde

society: @investmentofmyheart

fantasy: @rykeemeadows

classical: @im-someone-i-guess

modern classical: @confused-as-all-hell

status: @wafflesandschemingfaces

crime: @childhoodtraumassocialclub

sci-fi: @kitayys

skjksjfkjks thanks

@chaptersnet event vi: rereads

These Violent Delights by @chloegong