Monday Kicks Everyone's Ass Sometimes.

She just sat contented in the comfy chair as I built this up around her

I call this installation “The Cat of Amontillado.”

Read as many times as needed

A Gator gives a lecture on nucleosynthesis.

I actually love this, how do we start a new holiday?

The commercialized American holidays could really use more balance in their moods and themes though because currently it’s still like

Valentine’s day: love, romance, friendship, sexiness

Easter: springtime, nature, bunnies, butterflies, pretty eggs

Halloween: what if a dead body could eat you

Christmas: joy, family, angels, snowfla

Via macrofying

So intellectual

"Not again" 🥛👀 Prints 🧡 Insta

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

He put himself in the box entirely of his own free will and then dared to look disgruntled about being on the box. unpleasable.