You All Know That One Part In Well Of Ascension Where "Oreseur" Jokes About Eating Hammond Like "One

This is my dog. I don't think I could have taken this photo intentionally. I'm very proud of having taken it accidentally.

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My cat Lunchie. I just need to share him with everyone because he beautiful and I love him.

I feel like we need to stop Twitter callouts and go back to publishing them in the newspaper like gentlemen.

(source: The Frederick Hornet, September 27, 1803.)

Fuck it some desert recpies from 1988 where my grandmother lives

Raboniel: I am begging you to kill Kaladin. I am telling you right now you need to kill him. please go kill him right this second.

Moash:

"I'm so over winter" is the most annoying thing you can say to me rn. Not even joking.

It hasn't snowed. You're in one layer.

You don't even have to defrost your car.

Also, what are you even looking forward to now? The Two Weeks of Spring? The Four Month-long Fire Apocolypse we used to call Summer?

Time Spiral, 2024-07-01

What’s happened since the universe started? The time spiral shown here features a few notable highlights. At the spiral’s center is the Big Bang, the place where time, as we know it, began about 13.8 billion years ago. Within a few billion years atoms formed, then stars formed from atoms, galaxies formed from stars and gas, our Sun formed, soon followed by our Earth, about 4.6 billion years ago. Life on Earth begins about 3.8 billion years ago, followed by cells, then photosynthesis within a billion years. About 1.7 billion years ago, multicellular life on Earth began to flourish. Fish began to swim about 500 million years ago, and mammals because walking on land about 200 million years ago. Humans first appeared only about 6 million years ago, and made the first cities only about 10,000 years ago. The time spiral illustrated stops there, but human spaceflight might be added, which started only 75 years ago, and useful artificial intelligence began to take hold within only the past few years.

Credits: NASA’s ‘Astronomy Picture Of The Day.’