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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
Hi!
I like spoonerisms and cartoons and also I..
Am queer
Am a trans dude
Am black
REALLY FUCKING LIKE THE NA'VI LAMGUAGE PLEASE TALK YO ME ABOUT IT
Am a minor (but I make a lot of sex and potty jokes, so be sure to get a babysitter for your lil kids)
Probably have ADHD
Am a polytheist
Love my 3-in-1 girlfriend 💕
Please be nice and civil
it's me, I'm guys
guys who will bury their face in your chest or neck for no apparent reason 👍🏽 yum
Hello,
I hope you and your family are well and in good health😃.
I am writing to kindly ask for your support in reblogging my pinned post on my page❤🙏.
It details my struggle and the hardships we face in Gaza😥, especially the dire conditions we are enduring in the hospital where I work as a doctor😣💔.
Your assistance in spreading this message is crucial to raise awareness and garner support for our cause✌💚.
I sincerely appreciate your help and look forward to your continued support🥺❤🙏.
Thank you very much.
Dr.mohammed aldeeb from gaza
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-escape-the-ravages-of-war-emergency-evacuation-fund?utm_campaign=p_cp+fundraiser-sidebar&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer
Apologies for only getting to this now
Anyone who can, please donate to our friends
okay Google how do I tag my friends who don't have tumblr but *do* have crippling anxiety
"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
hasn't broken a million *yet*
@poppytheaxolotl we need to get Mako and October on here so we can tag them in friendship posts like this one
People really underestimate the power of just telling someone you like them. romantically obviously but hell even just platonically too. You can admit you enjoy peoples presence it doesn’t have to be mind games it’s okay to just be sincere and true with your thoughts and intentions btw
Oh his gun is PIINKKK
BONUS:
A random day in the life of Peter Parker: hero by day, hot mess by night...
I'm sorry, but did someone steal Marinette's fucking kidney?
“What is this?” Her eyes snap open and she stares down at the surprisingly heavy piece of metal in her palms. A gun. “A safety measure.”
I have Shay's permission to post his art. as you do not, you should not.