PHILIP LABES MENTIONED

Farewell online privacy

9/10

My name was dope as hell, but apparently every single one of my teachers was illiterate so I constantly had to correct them. Also I had a neat nickname

Trans people should rate their deadnames on a scale of 1-10. Mines a 2/10, dogshit name, cant imagine birthing a baby looking at it and naming it that

oh to be a sleepy cat in a crowded bookstore

He actually does have a Vicoden in his home. It's in the closet of his guest bathroom and he refers to it as the whorehouse. Wilson routinely tries to clean it up and House just hisses at him like a possum defending its den.

Joke!

What’s House’s favorite room?

The Vico-Den!

(Just jokes)

The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

in the club freakin it in a sensitive style

"So how down bad are you?"

Well I bought him a 22 dollar goat and gave it personalized accessories

So idk, not that bad

tumblr knows me so well

In case you’ve ever wondered what being an environmental biology student is like

*nsniff*

really?

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

@poppytheaxolotl im sorry I insulted your green lad

!!Two Stimboard!! (Remake)

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