Negative Affirmations

“ILL HAVE YA DAMN FORCEPS OFF BY THE AFTA’NOON IF YA DONT GIVE ME MY FUCKIN’ CHEESE”

“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT MOTHERFUCKER.”

i hauve a cold

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

how r u people bullshitting this still like "ughhhh i hate this" eats it anyway

remembered the powerpoints i made to explain leafpool to my friend who never read past the first arc