i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”
one of me and my brothers favourite bits to do is pretend we're cavemen seeing modern things for the first time. like an airplane passes overhead and i go 'caveman' and we both point and stare at it pass with gazes of abject horror and disbelief like we're about to experience the rapture and have seen the closest thing to god we ever will
Jury Nullification: Your Power To Choose
unfortunately i need to be put down immediately
“ILL HAVE YA DAMN FORCEPS OFF BY THE AFTA’NOON IF YA DONT GIVE ME MY FUCKIN’ CHEESE”
“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT MOTHERFUCKER.”
no other anime woman can compare to hana. it was love at first sight for me...
I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease
The words of a man who has been burned too many times.
.... and still hasn't learned
remembered the powerpoints i made to explain leafpool to my friend who never read past the first arc
God really cooked when he gave rats hands
please survive
I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.
we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared
why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or
the best way i can describe the presidential race is like. it's like in death note when L dies and appoints his protege as the new guy who's gonna solve the yaoi mystery and Light loses his fucking mind