When Ur Parents Walk In On U And Ur Emo Friends

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

Thursday the 26th, Michael Bay comes out with a new legendary film, Transformers: Age of Extinction.

Finally, after sitting in the dark for so long you get to come out…

Poor Jordan

It’s been a while since we’ve had a good prank on the Hub… :P

this is Duke

Duke tried to go through the cat door 

the cat door of the baby gate, meant specifically to keep him out of the basement and away from the cat food

Duke is NOT in fact, a cat

Duke has shamed his ancestors (and knocked over a lamp)

Who the fuck is this new guy? I miss James. 

Treetopia: James

Ha!

creatures fans being sad/angry that treetopia is ending is pretty funny to me. treetopia created so much disgusting hate because it seems like some people didn’t understand it was all a joke (looking at you, youtube comments)

all in all i hope people understand it’s definitely a good decision for the well-being of the creatures and don’t worry, they’ll probably create another series to fill the hole.

Seamus: you know who'd be a good canidate for new creature?

Seamus: Kevin.....

Seamus: Bacon.