I Am So Normal About Buffy The Vampire Slayer

the american government should’ve known not to kidnap THE dana scully (fbi agent) who’s the partner of FOX MULDER (who shuts down and discovers government conspiracies like every other day) did they really think that would work for them

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

new year old me. but here's some new text posts

the truth is out there 👽🛸

not really into the x files but I found this and thought I'd leave it in your ask box like an offering

SO true thank you for sending it to me. he WOULD do that

I love my beautiful wife

s6 spike is so wonderfully pathetic. literally the moment buffy starts showing a sexual interest in him he’s desperately grasping for proof that it’s not just sex for her and she loves him too. and he longs for that mutual romantic connection so much he even lashes out when she rejects it (“wrecked/gone”) but when she breaks up with him citing her own guilt over using him he’s like “noooo please keep using me for my body”🥺 like nary a shred of dignity in sight for william

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didn’t know they were saying