Once You Start Saying Shit Like "yayy" "yippee" And "hehe" Theres No Going Back

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I swear that after every ad break, Mulder and Scully are standing closer...

gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

a potion is brewing

Guys. Guys look. For Pete's sake just look. Oh my gosh-

writing their report on the jersey devil like

mulder: she was beautiful. an evolutionary marvel. she sat on my chest. the sexual tension was electrifying.

scully: the subject attempted to remove agent mulder's lungs via his chest cavity. she was, regrettably, unsuccessful.