hey guys now that mr qi is officially on some glitchy 4th wall breaking hidden creepypasta bullshit can we finally make him the tumblr sexyman he's always deserved to be
Cats of Baldur's Gate III
i am shrunken down and brought to the gnome world and when i attempt to assimilate to their culture I use an acorn cap as a hat and they all laugh cheerfully at my silly mistake of wearing what they use as a bowl like a cap and though this is a transgression that would have humiliated me in my human life I am instead laughing alongside them at my humorous misunderstanding
We just wanna farm, disable the structure of capitalism, and fuck the whole town in peace 😭
obsessed with stardew valley because the game itself is such a quaint little farming sim and the people who play it are the horniest people to walk the earth
That's my peepaw 😌
finished my second bg3 run and was wondering if withers just goes back to sleep again after he verbally smites the dead three
I don't even care, I'm making a post about retro game con 😌 I had SUCH an amazing time and can't wait to go to another ♡ also, Neil Newbon?!?!
Yes, roommate and I cosplayed peach and daisy. Yes, there were a million Astarion cosplayers and yet I only got pictures with two. Pictures under the cut!
Hello everyone! I just wanna first say thank y'all SO much for 100+ followers. I know it's not much but it really warms my heart that y'all like the random stuff I post as well as tolerate my goldfish attention span when it comes to the fandoms I'm interested in (as well as the horny energy here 🫶)
To celebrate, I'll be hosting a Potion Event where you can request either a spicy doodle, a flash fic, or both! Here are the rules:
To participate in the event, you must:
Like + Reblog this post
Comment "What a good assistant"
Send what you want me to do in my inbox! [Please specify what you want to me draw/write for your request and what fandom it'll be for! If you ask me to do both a writing and a drawing. The writing portion will only be a flash fic and nothing longer.]
⚠ Please be 18+ when interacting with this event. Due to the NSFW nature of my blog, I'll be extra wary when it comes to accepting requests and the likes! Don't let me catch you being a minor, it'll result in a hard block. ⚠
As for the potions....due to Slimesona's short supply and the fact that she and her assistant are on the run from the magic police. You'll only be able to pick one potion.
[ ⚠ Slimesona is also not liable for any side effects upon the potion being ingested. Her assistant isn't good with his paws. ⚠ ]
Here are the available potions (as well as the fandoms that the potions will work for):
Random Addition Potion (Blue) = "Oh joy! You get to add an extra character to your fic/doodle!"
Questionable Consequences Potion (White) = "A 'dealer's choice' type of potion. You'll be giving me free reign to place your favorite character or oc in a different world to see how they'd turn out! Don't worry, I'll make sure to alert you of where they'll end up!"
Alternate Reality Perfume Potion (Gold) = "This potion gives you a glimpse into an alternate reality where your favorite character or oc meets you! How fun!"
Seduction Potion (Red) = "Feeling a bit frisky? Ever wanted to see your favorite character / oc under the effects of an aphrodisiac? Then I'd recommend this lovely potion!"
[Potion-Approved Fandoms!]
Stardew Valley
Genshin Impact + Zenless Zone Zero
TWST (Twisted Wonderland)
AFK Journey / AFK Arena
Your OCs (Ik it's not a fandom exactly but it still counts)
<3
This is the best idea in the history of film.
Update, Hey guys, please do not use this as an excuse to be rude to people.. that is really weird. thanks..