My Gf Sleeps And I Miss Her :(

i am being intensely psychologically tortured right now

I would have really loved to see what would happen if String Theory had survived Gold Morning. What do the Wardens even do with her running around except appeasement? There are a lot of countries getting close to war with Gimel, and she is essentially a nuclear detterant all on her own. No one wants to kick the country with a woman who can boil your seas. More importantly, the second she got out of lockup, she'd go hunting down what happened with the egg Lab Rat had, and I'm sure she'd manage to find Chris.

Cannot imagine how horrible she would be as a bitchy aunt, there to permanently rub it in Lab Rat's face that she survived and all he has left is this teenage sorta-clone. They would absolutely despise each other. Would be a much more interesting conversation when Vicky goes to investigate his living situation though.

Sometimes when I'm playing Monster Hunter I think... what if I am the Monster?

Sometimes I think about capes discovering their powers. Like was Jack just cutting vegetables one day and went "OH SHIT"? Did Uber think he was just suddenly really good at everything? Has he figured it out yet? Does someone need to tell him?

come on man

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

you know, it's funny that Skitter didn't even try any other bug themes in her costume design phase? it was just "black and grey, yellow lenses with mandibles. oh no I look like a villain, too late to change ig." girl just spray-paint your shoulder pads red and add black circles. wear evenly spaced yellow belts. weevil snout. do SOMETHING.

they call her bonesaw because she sees them