Um… Moonsong?? Why Is Ur Name Red On Shinigami Eyes?

"Thank you for the pasta sir. Hey look at my phone, check this uahh,, check this shit out."

ward sports au. everything's the same, like they still have superpowers and the world ended and amy dallon is there, but instead of becoming a hero team they play basketball

Sylvester would have loved Among Us...

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

Me (God's drunkest soldier) being pulled over by a police officer (agent of the demiurge): Oh god, oh god, what do I do.

Bonesaw Tulpa in the backseat: if you cut out his eyes he can't see you committing any crimes :)

Anthropomorphic handgun in my glove compartment: Pull me out, little missy, and we can deal with this Debby downer together.

Amy dallon fumo on the dashboard: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

Reblog if think trans people are neato

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