Punching Myself For Not Including Ratcatcher In The Hottest Ward Woman Poll. She Easily Tops All These

i love that as like early as 14.3 Taylor’s fiending for that back alley second trigger from panacea. girlie’s a fucking junkie. finds out where powers come from in the brain and her immediate response is “okay amy. lobotomize me.”

ruler of everything scion jack slash has to be possible. we need to get our scientists working on ruler of everything scion jack slash

Sometimes when I'm playing Monster Hunter I think... what if I am the Monster?

Me (God's drunkest soldier) being pulled over by a police officer (agent of the demiurge): Oh god, oh god, what do I do.

Bonesaw Tulpa in the backseat: if you cut out his eyes he can't see you committing any crimes :)

Anthropomorphic handgun in my glove compartment: Pull me out, little missy, and we can deal with this Debby downer together.

Amy dallon fumo on the dashboard: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

"what do we say to women?"

"I'm sorry I made a big booby ballerina robot in your image because I missed you sssooososo bad."

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

rachel, i wish you were born a boy