I Was Thinkin It’s Weird That Worm Fans Don’t Really Try To Assign What Their Powers Would Be If

Just outside the [ANGEL]'s line of sight,

two puppets recognize each other.

Oh, no. People actually like my idea? I'm going to have to actually write this. Well, guess I'll just procrastinate for a while until I can write on something other than my phone. So I can try and actually write something semi-decent. Yay! I do genuinely want to write it tho. Just it's like the second story I've tried writing seriously and that one is still halfway through the second chapter because Procrastination.

Illustration by LinaLeez

coil's sniper monkey

Riley is on her redemption arc, leaving Bonesaw in the past!

She's going to undo her past surgical horrors, right?

Right?

The concept of Accord is so funny to me. Like he's just this short ass guy that constantly dresses like he's heading to a business meeting. But the second you stop holding your arms at perfect 90 degree angles he imagines the Wallace and Gromit jam machine except its throwing knives at you

Me (God's drunkest soldier) being pulled over by a police officer (agent of the demiurge): Oh god, oh god, what do I do.

Bonesaw Tulpa in the backseat: if you cut out his eyes he can't see you committing any crimes :)

Anthropomorphic handgun in my glove compartment: Pull me out, little missy, and we can deal with this Debby downer together.

Amy dallon fumo on the dashboard: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

I don't know why i stay up literally all the time even tho i'm tired. It only leads to me feeling like my mind is in self implode mode

i love that as like early as 14.3 Taylor’s fiending for that back alley second trigger from panacea. girlie’s a fucking junkie. finds out where powers come from in the brain and her immediate response is “okay amy. lobotomize me.”