Gotta Keep A Straight Face U Guys

Gotta Keep A Straight Face U Guys
Gotta Keep A Straight Face U Guys
Gotta Keep A Straight Face U Guys

Gotta keep a straight face u guys

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7 years ago

if anyone is sad

here is a game where you’re a giraffe and you stretch your neck to kiss other giraffes 

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here is a game where you’re a bunny trying to jump on bells during winter 

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here is a game where you try jumping to make the ladybugs around you fly away 

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here is a game where you collect blue birds and fly together 

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here is a game where you try to land on cars while flying about with an umbrella 

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here’s a whole website full of cute games like the ones listed above!

4 years ago

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

7 years ago

finding the person that is too perfect, liking them turns to loving them, then finding their flaws and still finding them perfect is the best feeling in the world.

But when you find out that perfect person loves you back, what does that make you feel?

7 years ago
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser
What Really Happened During The Fake Love Teaser

What really happened during the Fake Love teaser

(gosh I missed this serie, bless the Tear era)

4 years ago
Red And Blue Billy Kaplan Icons
Red And Blue Billy Kaplan Icons
Red And Blue Billy Kaplan Icons
Red And Blue Billy Kaplan Icons
Red And Blue Billy Kaplan Icons
Red And Blue Billy Kaplan Icons
Red And Blue Billy Kaplan Icons
Red And Blue Billy Kaplan Icons

Red and blue Billy Kaplan icons

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3 years ago

I love the casual refusal to tell the readers Yadriel’s deadname in Cemetery Boys. All the opportunities a cis writer would have taken to reveal it are firmly blocked by the narration. It’s not there because it is not an essential or necessary piece of information and I love that. You can still tell Yadriel’s feelings about it, how painful it is to be deadnamed, all without revealing it. Cis writers could never.

3 years ago

LGBTQ+ Book Rec. ((Pt.2)) - Teen/YA

Honor Girl: A Graphic Memoir - Maggie Thrash - wlw

Simon vs. the Homosapiens Agenda - Becky Albertalli - mlm

I Wish You All the Best - Mason Deaver - Nonbinary, Queer

Felix Ever After - Kacen Callender - Transboy, Queer ((THIS ONE IS SO GOOD, I RECOMMEND IT SO MUCH, IT HAS SO MUCH REPRESENTATION))

They Both Die at the End - Adam Silvera - mlm, Bisexual, Queer

Red, White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuinston - mlm, Bisexual, Gay ((I ALSO 100% RECOMMEND THIS ONE IM OBSESSED WITH IT RIGHT NOW IT'S SO SO GOOD))

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe - Benjamin Alire Sáenz - mlm

A Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue - Mackenzi Lee - mlm, Bisexual

Clap When You Land - Elizabeth Acevedo - wlw, Lesbian

Wilder Girls - Rory Power - wlw

History Is All You Left Me - Adam Silvera - mlm, Gay, Bisexual

Cemetery Boys - Aiden Thomas - Transboy, Gay, mlm ((I LOVED THIS ONE TOO, IT'S SO GOOD))

4 years ago

Another Boyfriend

Day One of Parkner Week: Road Work Ahead / Parades / Identity Porn

Summary: Harley takes a detour after school to buy some flowers for his boyfriend.

Only, he didn’t expect for Spider-Man to think that they were dating.

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“Here you go, young man.” The older man handed Harley the bundle of purple and white flowers, tied together in a nice bow. “Have a good time with your girlfriend tonight.”

“Boyfriend, actually,” Harley said, readying himself for some type of comment as he slid over his card.

The man took it, swiping in the register. “Everyone loves flowers of some kind. I’m sure he’ll love ‘em.” He handed Harley back the card, and Harley tucked it in his wallet. “Have a good time with your boyfriend, then.”

“Thanks, sir. Will do.” Harley gave him a wave as he exited the shop, turning down the street. He ended up having to make a detour to the Tower since there was apparently road work ahead, but he didn’t mind. It was a nice day that Harley hoped would turn into an even nicer night. Surprising Peter with flowers, they were going to dinner at a nice restaurant that Pepper had recommended to him, and then they were either going to see a movie or end up in the backseat of Harley’s car. Harley didn’t have much of a preference, as long as they hung out alone for once. Peter always seemed busy, for one reason or another, but now they had both made sure their schedules were clear for tonight, so they were finally going out on another date, one where Harley could call Peter his boyfriend without Tony breathing down his neck.

Harley turned the corner down another street, flowers swinging at his side. The Tower was gleaming in the sunlight above him when suddenly a face masked in red popped upside-down in front of his vision. White lenses widened and twitched to look down at the flowers in Harley’s hand.

“Aw, are those for me?”

Now, Harley has heard of Spider-Man, Tony’s protege of sorts. He has never actually met him face to face. The one time Harley had asked, two months after he moved to New York and two weeks after he started dating Peter Parker, he hadn’t gotten an answer and had just been laughed out of the lab. But he knew what Spider-Man looked like, he knew that Peter help work on his suit sometimes, he had just never met the guy.

Until now. And he really wasn’t making the best first impression, assuming weird things like this.

Harley narrowed his eyes, taking a wary step away from the masked man. “Why would they be for you?”

Spider-Man tilted his head, and when Harley looked up he could see that he was hanging from a web attached to the streetlight above them. “I mean… why wouldn’t they be?”

Harley’s nose wrinkled. “Because these are for my boyfriend, not for you.”

He could see the barest trace of a frown underneath Spider-Man’s tight mask, though it looked strange upside-down. A soft, disappointed noise left his mouth, a noise bordering on the edge of familiarity, but Harley couldn’t quite place it and it unsettled him. So he pushed past him, ducking underneath the dangling man. He stalked off toward the Tower to get changed before meeting up with Peter, determined to wipe all memory of that self-assured vigilante from his mind for a little while.

Keep reading

3 years ago

TAYLOR SWIFT WRITES HER SONGS FOR FIRSTPRINCE (REAL)

And I screamed for whatever it's worth "I love you, " ain't that the worst thing you ever heard? He looks up grinning like a devil
“I fucking love you, okay?” Alex half yells, finally, irreversibly. Henry goes very still against the mantelpiece. Alex watches him swallow, watches the muscle that keeps twitching in his jaw, and feels like he might shake out of his skin. “Fuck. I swear. You don’t make it fucking easy. But I’m in love with you.”

cruel summer

In the middle of the night, in my dreams  You should see the things we do, baby In the middle of the night, in my dreams I know I'm gonna be with you So I'll take my time Are you ready for it? Oh, are you ready for it?
Should I tell you that when we’re apart, your body comes back to me in dreams? That when I sleep, I see you, the dip of your waist, the freckle above your hip, and when I wake up in the morning, it feels like I’ve just been with you, the phantom touch of your hand on the back of my neck fresh and not imagined? That I can feel your skin against mine, and it makes every bone in my body ache? That, for a few moments, I can hold my breath and be back there with you, in a dream, in a thousand rooms, nowhere at all?

… ready for it?

and isnt it just so pretty to think that all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?
he gueses it makes sense- theyve always been fixed points in each others worlds

invisible string

and when i felt like i was an old cardigan under someones bed you put me on and said i was your favorite
henry kisses his mouth over and over again and says quietly, "you are good."

cardigan

Show me a gray sky, a rainy cab ride Babes, don't threaten me with a good time  They say home is where the heart is But God, I love the English
“Oi, Henry says. He's grinning now. "That's disrespect of the crown, that is. Insubordination. I've thrown men in the dungeons for less Alex turns, walking backward toward the car, hands in the air. "Hey, don't threaten me with a good time.

london boy

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