Everyone Agrees! Your Intestines Squirming Around Like Eels In Your Belly Is Horrifying!

I hit a lot of water drops!💧💦💨 (4x speed)

たくさんの水滴に当たったよ！💦💨 (4倍速)

I wonder what the cosmic horror equivalent would be of some doofus throwing an uncut plastic can-ring in the woods.

I guess you’d be minding your own business going about your day when suddenly you feel your body get all tangled up in something like a big web or giant flypaper. You can never see it but it feels from then on like you’re dragging a bunch of tree branches everywhere you go, small objects end up hovering around you as they get caught up in it, you see in more colors than a human is supposed to and you get some really weird rashes that look almost like writing. Maybe you die because it slowly turns your brain tissue into quartz or something.

All because a poorly educated Ghuerj spore was too lazy to throw its kxzyjtrrt rind down the proper void funnel

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Admired author- Douglas Adams

As far as me being a writer I do have plenty of authors to look up to. Douglas Adams, is one of them. Famous for writing the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series, which was also made into a movie and television show. While writing the screenplay for the film adaptation, he had died of a heart attack and well, never got to see his work appear on the screen. Adams being the atheist that he was had some pretty interesting views and ways to describe them. As an agnostic, I can agree with a few of his views on life even if he was a self proclaimed "Radical Atheist".

Religion doesn't have much to do with what else I have to admire about him. His humor was something that made me giggle at how simple it seemed. Like in Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. Author Dent had laid out before his house in hopes to prevent his house from being bulldozed over by a city construction crew, the boss of the crew was sort of a funny character. The manager was a funny looking man, but that wasn't just the joke about him, the joke was that he was a decedent from Genghis Khan and he could hear his ancestors murder villagers inside of his brain. The whole character wasn't important to the story and short lived but he also was just funny and unique since I can't recall any other character being tormented by images of pillaging of villages from his ancestor. His writing showed that you can be different with your characters and how you can add humor at any point you can think of.

There's also how I can break the impossible with any of my stories and characters. Like how Marvin the robot was always depressed. You usually never can imagine robots as clinically depressed but Adams made this character that sort made science fiction turn a bit funny.

Douglas's legacy lived on with his famous book series being continued by Eion Colfer, famous for the Artemis Fowl series. I would love to continue writing about him and his influence on me, but I'm tired and I fear I won't wake up on time.

At this point I'm just skipping around with the years they came out. Not sticking to chronological order.