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Hello, let's ignore the fact that I've been dead for years push that aside I need help finding a specific hazbin hotel fic! All details I can remember are below:

Possibly male!reader

X multiple characters

From memory husk and angel as well as vox and I think maybe alastor?? Not 100% sure on alaster but I know reader and Valentino fight A LOT for quite the long time.

First romance between reader and one of the sinners was a kiss with husk after an emotional drinking session I think

There was a new years chapter where husk is the one to kiss them after the clock hits 12:00 while the others are arguing over who gets the kiss

Angel and reader have a really sweet soft relationship and reader sticks up against Val for angel often.

If I remember anything else I'll let yall know but I've been searching all morning for this fic and going insane cause I cannot find it. It was a linger fic I think, completed as well to my knowledge but it's been so long it may not have been completed.

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

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MC: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Satan: Belphegor literally killed you last month.

MC: Ya but I'm still here am I not?

Mammon: Okay but they've got a point.

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MC: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?

Mammon, confused:... bees???

MC: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Mammon: Wait-

Solomon: *approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees*

Mammon: WAIT-

Heeellllooo!!! how do you think the brothers would react to mc greeting them like "hey bottom!" Or "hello fellow bottom"

(Btw i love your writing and it always make me smile❤)

Awww thank you❤ I hope you'll like this too.

Lucifer:

Bottom?

Lucifer?

Unless you're Diavolo I can't see this happening.

But if you say that...

Especially in front of his brothers...

He'll make sure to show you who's really the bottom.

Hint: You won't be able to walk for a week.

Mammon:

Call him a bottom and he'll explode.

In complete denial.

Especially if you say in it front of his brothers.

Want to destroy him more?

Try this:

"That's not what you were saying last night."

Leviathan:

Blushing mess.

He knows he's a bottom.

No need to point out out.

Will get embarrassed in front of the others.

"The others don't have to know..."

Satan:

Him?

A bottom?

I don't think so.

He'll probably find an smooth thing to say when you greet him this way in front of his brothers.

(Obviously I'm too stupid to think of an answer so comment what you think he'd say😂)

Asmodeus:

Not offended at all.

Actually enjoys this greeting.

Calls you his top.

Calling him that in front of his brothers is a bad idea.

He'll compliment you abut how good of a top you are.

No one wants to listen to Asmo's bed adventures first thing in the morning.

Beelzebub:

"Hey bottom!"

"Hey MC!"

Doesn't seem phased.

But wait until that night.

The whole house will know who the bottom actually is.

Belphegor:

I mean you're not wrong.

He's usually too lazy to top.

Calling him "bottom" might make him angry from time to time.

Especially in front of his brothers.

Will top you that night.

I hope you liked this! Feel free to request again❤

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Lucifer: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.

Diavolo, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

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Lucifer: I'm not doing too well.

Lucifer: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Mammon: *walks into the room*

Lucifer: Oh look there it is again.

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Mammon: *hears a bang*

Mammon: *throws MC over his shoulder*

Mammon: BEEL GRAB THE SMALL ONES FIRST THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS

Imagine (Asmodeus)

In which you can hear their voice in your head until you meet them. Hearing your soulmate’s self care instructions and tips 24/7 started to get a bit overwhelming, so you took to the idea of being a transfer student like a moth to a flame. Your soulmate can’t hear you and you them if you’re in a different world right?

(Imagine below the cut)

‘Don’t forget to get plenty of sleep and eat healthy okay?’

The familiar soft voice echoes in your head as you pack.

You had told your soulmate that you were going to transfer to a school somewhere far away, and he was overly supportive, even joking that you might meet him.

You of course had a laugh at that, and told him that there was no way in hell he would be where you were transferring to.

haha sike

When you arrived in the devildom and were being introduced to the demon brothers, your eyes lingered on the demon that was shooting you a sneaky smile.

‘Ooooh there’s a pair of transfer students here and one of them is sooooo cute! I know you would agree if you saw them!’ 

As your soulmate’s voice rung out in your head, you visibly relaxed with a sigh.

“I’ll bet. I just arrived at the place I’m transferring to.” 

Your voice is quiet, but the demon, who Lucifer introduced to be Asmodeus smiled wider, as if he knew what you were talking about.

The second you were all excused, the pinkish haired demon that had been paying more attention to you sauntered over to you with a wide smile.

“So, what do you say about having a relaxing bath together sometime, soulmate?” 

For a moment you don’t even register that his voice isn’t in your head, and you’re about to question what he was talking about, but then you realize that the demon is still standing there waiting for a response, and you freeze.

“Soulmate?”

Satan (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting