Simeon: Luke there are three ways to do things in the kitchen: the right way, the wrong way, and the Solomon way.
Luke: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Simeon: Yes, but it's faster.
Satan, opens a closet to find MC and Levi inside: What are you two doing in here?
Levi, flustered as all hell: Nothing! We were just-
MC: Not each other, in case you were wondering. Or drugs. Or taxes.
Looks like an archangel blade from supernatural-
i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???
When you don't actually know how to schedule your posts properly so they all accidentally upload on the same day and now you have to scramble to write more stuff because you thought you had plenty of time until the next time you had to write more-
*in Paris*
Leviathan: I'm... moved. I... I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel... destiny?
MC: But...
Leviathan: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
MC: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Leviathan: Yeah.
MC: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Leviathan: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
MC: Okay, alright.
Lucifer: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Diavolo, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate
MC: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.
Satan: Belphegor literally killed you last month.
MC: Ya but I'm still here am I not?
Mammon: Okay but they've got a point.
Mood
Head empty, only Levi thoughts.
Belphie π
SINCE POSTING THIS I'VE GOTTEN 2 UR CARDS ON MY FREE PULLS ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER SO HELL YEAH THE DARK MAGIC WORKED
How do you guys get Ur and Ur+ cards in the free pulls or the 10 pulls?????
I can't spend money on the game so I saved up dp for a 10 pull and I got 3 ssr skill up cards but never once have I gotten a ur cardπ
Share your luck pls I just want Levi
MC: Luke, my god, you've grown!
Luke: Actually, don't tell the others but I'm wearing high heeled sneakers.
MC: You what now-
MC inwardly: Where can I get a pair
~Bnha ~ Devils Line ~ Obey Me ~ Pokemon ~ Yuri On Ice ~ NSFW 18+ ~ Minors DNI ~ Genderfluid ~ 22 ~
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