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I RAN INTO MY DOOR AND NOW MY NOSE IS BLEEDING

Heeellllooo!!! how do you think the brothers would react to mc greeting them like "hey bottom!" Or "hello fellow bottom"

(Btw i love your writing and it always make me smile❤)

Awww thank you❤ I hope you'll like this too.

Lucifer:

Bottom?

Lucifer?

Unless you're Diavolo I can't see this happening.

But if you say that...

Especially in front of his brothers...

He'll make sure to show you who's really the bottom.

Hint: You won't be able to walk for a week.

Mammon:

Call him a bottom and he'll explode.

In complete denial.

Especially if you say in it front of his brothers.

Want to destroy him more?

Try this:

"That's not what you were saying last night."

Leviathan:

Blushing mess.

He knows he's a bottom.

No need to point out out.

Will get embarrassed in front of the others.

"The others don't have to know..."

Satan:

Him?

A bottom?

I don't think so.

He'll probably find an smooth thing to say when you greet him this way in front of his brothers.

(Obviously I'm too stupid to think of an answer so comment what you think he'd say😂)

Asmodeus:

Not offended at all.

Actually enjoys this greeting.

Calls you his top.

Calling him that in front of his brothers is a bad idea.

He'll compliment you abut how good of a top you are.

No one wants to listen to Asmo's bed adventures first thing in the morning.

Beelzebub:

"Hey bottom!"

"Hey MC!"

Doesn't seem phased.

But wait until that night.

The whole house will know who the bottom actually is.

Belphegor:

I mean you're not wrong.

He's usually too lazy to top.

Calling him "bottom" might make him angry from time to time.

Especially in front of his brothers.

Will top you that night.

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Incorrect Quotes 18/20

MC: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Satan: Belphegor literally killed you last month.

MC: Ya but I'm still here am I not?

Mammon: Okay but they've got a point.

Who gets to hold MC

Lucifer: Are we ready to go to Diavolos?

MC: Everyone's here, so I think so *smiles*

Lucifer: Excellent..We shall fly there today, been a while since I used my wings.

Asmo: *jumps into Beels arms*

Beel: *drops him* What are you doing?

Asmo: Well, you can carry me!

Beel: You have your OWN wings..Anyway I want to carry MC.

MC: Me?

Beel: Yeah, I'll carry you and Belphie *smiles*

Belphie: Sounds good!

Mammon: SoUnDs gOoD..NAH! Ya crazy if ya don't think I'll be carrying MC! She likes being carried by ME! *looks over at her giving her a playful smile* don't ya babe?

Levi: I wanna carry MC!

Asmo: You don't have wings..You'll have to be carried by someone else.

Levi: Hmph. Throw that in my face why don't you?

Lucifer: I will carry MC if you're all going to argue..

Satan: I thought you were carrying me?

Lucifer: *shrugs* I've decided I carried you within me long enough..I dont wish to spend MORE time carrying you Satan, no offense.

Satan: ...Rude.

Mammon: Beel carries Belphie and Levi, Lucifer carries Satan, I carry MC. DONE.

MC: What about Asmo?

Asmo: I usually fly alone, I only have little wings, so I can't carry alot of weight, plus I don't really fly like the others, I'm more of flutter by type, thats WHY I want someone to carry me, you'll all get there before me otherwise *folds his arms and furrows his brows*

Mammon: Fine! Beel holds Levi and Bel, Lucifer holds Asmo and Satan, I hold MC.

Beel: Why YOU though?

Mammon: Because I'm ya big bro and you'll do as I say Beel!! Thats why!!

Lucifer: Well I'm YOUR big brother, so YOU'LL do as I say..

Mammon: *growls* No fair!!!

Satan: Not that anyone cares but I'm still pissed off and offended from what Lucifer said to me. *angry expression*

Lucifer: Oh be quiet will you!!

(They all start arguing with each other for a good few minute's)

Mammon: Wait..Where's MC?

MC: *half way to Diavolos in a taxi*

~

Incorrect quotes 55/50

Asmodeus: Can you give me a massage?

MC: No, because you moan really loud and your brothers think we’re having sex.

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Incorrect Quote: 35/50

MC: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?

Mammon, confused:... bees???

MC: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Mammon: Wait-

Solomon: *approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees*

Mammon: WAIT-

Incorrect Quote 56/50

Asmodeus: MC, truth or dare?

MC: Truth.

Asmodeus: Do you have romantic feelings for anyone in this room?

Leviathan: *chokes on his water*

Satan and Lucifer: Leaning in with a smile*

Belphegor: *opening his eyes to watch*

Beelzebub: *stops eating for a moment and pays attention:

Mammon: *already thinking that he's going to hear his name.

MC: Dare.

Asmodeus, with a wider smile: I dare you to tell us who you have romantic feelings for!

MC: ...

MC: Never have I ever-

Asmodeus: THat'S nOt tHE GaME-

Affection Headcannons (Belphegor)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 7/7

General

Belphegor is often found draped over you on the couch while you read.

He was so used to cuddling against his twin that when he started dating you, he just went for it and didn’t care if you were flustered.

If Lucifer is around then you can bet your ass Belphie will be overly affectionate with you to make the eldest jealous/annoyed.

Sleepy boi just wants to be sleepy with you.

Hands

Belphie likes to hold your hands to his chest when he sleeps.

He likes knowing that you’re right there and that way you can’t get away from him until he wakes up

His fingers are always entwined with yours when you’re out in public together.

Kisses

Belphegor is a little shit and doesn’t care who sees him kissing you

Lucifer is coming to get the two of you for dinner?

Come closer he wants to make out with you to make Lucifer jealous.

His kisses are lazy, and half the time he doesn’t even make the effort to meet your lips.

Somehow the sleepy kisses pressed to your chin or to the corner of your lips make you even more flustered then the lip kisses.

Hugs

Hugs almost always turn into naps.

He’ll lean against you with his head on your shoulder and just

Fall asleep right there.

Walking with the twins to get food for Beel? 

You have time while he shops, so Belphie is pulling you against him and burying his face into the crook of his neck to take a quick nap.

When hugging you, Belphegor likes to press lazy kisses to your shoulders to fluster you.

Especially in public.

Cuddles

Sleepy boy is the master of cuddles.

Whether you want to or not, you’ll be taking naps with him daily.

He prefers to rest his head on your chest or stomach and hug you like a pillow, but won’t object to sleeping on your lap if you’re trying to read or doing something on your DDD.

Belphegor loves being the little spoon, and plays with your fingers while drifting off.

You might have to fight Beelzebub to be the one to hold him during movie night.

Incorrect Quote 49/50

MC, texting Satan about a book they just read: A theif.

Satan, tired on drinking his fifth coffee: Thief?

Mc: Theif.

Satan: I before E except after C.

MC: Thceif.

Satan: No.