Asmodeus (Obey Me)

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MC: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Satan: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when you double over in pain because you broke your hand and he bends over to ask if you're alright, kiss him.

Belphegor: Stab him.

Mammon: Dump him.

Beelzebub: I can throw you at him?

Leviathan: Kick him in the shin.

Diavolo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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Asmodeus: MC, truth or dare?

MC: Truth.

Asmodeus: Do you have romantic feelings for anyone in this room?

Leviathan: *chokes on his water*

Satan and Lucifer: Leaning in with a smile*

Belphegor: *opening his eyes to watch*

Beelzebub: *stops eating for a moment and pays attention:

Mammon: *already thinking that he's going to hear his name.

MC: Dare.

Asmodeus, with a wider smile: I dare you to tell us who you have romantic feelings for!

MC: ...

MC: Never have I ever-

Asmodeus: THat'S nOt tHE GaME-

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Asmodeus: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.

MC: What baby?

Asmodeus: Me

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MC: I want to wake up with you the rest of my life.

Lucifer: I get up at 5:00 am.

MC: Nevermind. Belphegor is my favorite now.

Could yall imagine if a fiesty MC died in the human world and went to the celestial realm?

Micheal calling Diavolo: "I think one of yours ended up up here. "

Diavolo: "Why?"

MC screaming from the other room: "YOU DIDN'T DESERVE MY ANCESTOR AND YOU DON'T DESERVE ME!"

Diavolo: "MC? "

MC still screaming: "SUCK MY DICK YOU FEATHERY FUCKS!"

Micheal: "Please come pick them up. They've made three of my angels cry and they are screaming that 'Their stab wound was more tasteful then the drapes.'

Diavolo chuckling: "Yes, yes. I'll come get them."

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Mammon, wakes up: *hears screaming* *runs out of his room*

Mammon, barging into MC's room where they and Solomon were having a sleepover: what's going o-

MC and Solomon crouching infront of alarm clock: EH EH EH. HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH. EH EH EH

Dom To Sub + NSFW Headcannons (Obey Me)

Warnings:

NSFW

FOUL LANGUAGE (SWEARING)

(Headcannons below the cut)

Lucifer 

We already know that this man likes to be in control of situations, so it’s no surprise that he would be the most dominant in the bedroom.

Satan 

Almost tied with Lucifer for first.

The only reason he’s not, is because he does occasionally like to let you take the lead.

He will put a collar on you if you let him while he fucks you from behind.

Belphegor 

Despite his constantly tired state, Belphegor will be in full control during sex.

Prefers to be laying on his back while he helps you ride him, but will top you to prove a point or when he’s frustrated.

Belphegor radiates top energy and the only reason that he isn’t higher on the list is because of Lucifer and Satan.

Asmodeus

The master of switches has arrived.

You’re tired? He’ll do all the work while praising you.

You want to top? He loves when you take control so he’ll be more then happy to let you.

Leviathan

As shy as he is, Levi will top you without hesitation at your request.

He much prefers to be the bottom though, and gets so blushy when you praise him.

Very into cosplay and roleplay.

Beelzebub

Always worried about hurting you due to his size, Beel tends to let you top him for your own safety.

He’ll keep his hands on your hips to help you ride him.

If you ever manage to get him to top you, he’ll be so gentle with you, checking periodically in to make sure he isn’t hurting you.

Absolutely loves giving oral. 

He just wants to taste you, and to him, you taste amazing

Mammon

Are you really surprised?

Mammon is a sub through and through.

If you request it or he’s in a particularly bad mood, he’ll top you but don’t expect it to happen often.

Praise him and he’ll become a mess under you.

Incorrect Quote 43/50

Satan: *answers DDD* Hello?

Mammon, on MC's DDD: It's Mammon.

Satan: What did he do this time?

Mammon: No, it's me, Mammon, It's actually me.

Satan: What did you do this time?

Mammon: Why do ya always assume I did something?!

Satan: Am I wrong to assume something is wrong?

Mammon:...

Mammon: MC fell off the roof and I can't get her out of the tree because there're too many branches. DON'T TELL LUCIFER-

More clips

Lucifer: I beg to differ

MC, without thinking: Then beg

*distant sound of a plate shattering as Mammon rolls on the ground in laughter*

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Lucifer: What kind of fireworks would you recommend?

MC, Levi and Solomon in unison: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.

Lucifer crying later: I don’t even know how Solomon got into the house of lamentation he was supposed to be in the human world.

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