Part 9 … :1

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Mammon, wakes up: *hears screaming* *runs out of his room*

Mammon, barging into MC's room where they and Solomon were having a sleepover: what's going o-

MC and Solomon crouching infront of alarm clock: EH EH EH. HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH. EH EH EH

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Imagine (Leviathan)

In which you can hear whatever music your soulmate is listening to. This is the seventeenth time today that you’ve heard the theme song to some anime that doesn’t actually exist and it’s driving you mad but wait there’s a boy humming it right there with headphones on.

(Imagine under the cut)

The music starts up again and you want to cry.

You can’t for the life of you figure out what song your soulmate has been listening to for the past week and it’s driving you insane.

Your best friend must see the anguish on your face, because he snickers and nudges your side.

“Same music?”

“YES IT’S THE SAME MUSIC!”

Solomon doesn’t even try to hide his amusement as you pull out your earbuds and scroll through your playlist to find an obnoxious song to play back at your soulmate.

Mean while, poor Levi was just vibing on a bench while Asmodeus was shopping, watching another episode of the newest devildom anime.

When suddenly new music filtered through his ears and he had to pause his episode to figure out what was happening.

He knew how his soulmark worked, but you had never played your own music so loud.

The poor boy nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a laugh a few steps away, and saw Solomon with a human girl.

“Finally! The song isn’t playing Solomon! It stopped!”

His human friend was snickering as he watched his female friend do a little happy dance in glee, and Levi rolls his eyes before turning his attention away from you and Solomon.

He unpaused his anime, and almost immediately, immediately heard the groan through his headphones.

“IT STARTED AGAIN SOLOMON PICK A SONG QUICK!”

Leviathan nearly passed out when he realized that you might be hearing the music from his anime, so he did a little test.

Turning his attention to you, he paused his anime, then unpaused it several times, his face falling with your confused expression.

“Wait they keep stopping the music then starting it. What the fuck are they doing?”

Aaaand that’s when Solomon looked around for some unknown reason, and saw Levi staring at the two in fear as his finger hovered over the play button on his DDD.

Yeah Solomon just about choked on his own spit when he looked between the two and realized what was going on.

When Solomon finally managed to steer you over to Leviathan, who was shaking his head furiously at the wizard, you looked up from your playlist to see a terrified looking boy in front of you.

“So I think I know why we can’t find the anime intro you keep hearing. Meet Levi. He’s the one watching it.”

“So yOu’Re tHe bItCh.”

Yeah the two of you were blushing messes for the first year at least.

But hey, at least you can watch the anime that’s been bothering you for the past week.

When you don't actually know how to schedule your posts properly so they all accidentally upload on the same day and now you have to scramble to write more stuff because you thought you had plenty of time until the next time you had to write more-

Hello, let's ignore the fact that I've been dead for years push that aside I need help finding a specific hazbin hotel fic! All details I can remember are below:

Possibly male!reader

X multiple characters

From memory husk and angel as well as vox and I think maybe alastor?? Not 100% sure on alaster but I know reader and Valentino fight A LOT for quite the long time.

First romance between reader and one of the sinners was a kiss with husk after an emotional drinking session I think

There was a new years chapter where husk is the one to kiss them after the clock hits 12:00 while the others are arguing over who gets the kiss

Angel and reader have a really sweet soft relationship and reader sticks up against Val for angel often.

If I remember anything else I'll let yall know but I've been searching all morning for this fic and going insane cause I cannot find it. It was a linger fic I think, completed as well to my knowledge but it's been so long it may not have been completed.

MC: I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Leviathan: umm...neat lmao

[ later ]

Leviathan, laying face down in the bathtub: I can't believe I said "neat lmao"! They probably think I'm not interested and they are going to hate me forever!

Leviathan: It's just like that anime "I fell in love with my best friend but I accidentally keep on turning down their love and affection because I'm too insecure and I project into fictional characters in an unhealthy amount", but without the love interest showing love towards the main character part....

Leviathan: It's not like MC would be interested anyways. They probably just said that to pity me.

Lucifer: *idly turns book page* Don't beat yourself up, Levi. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I said when Diavolo confessed his love to me?

Levi: You thanked him, right?

Lucifer: *closes book and stares off in the distance* I thanked him....

Next few incorrect quotes are gonna be out of order bc I’m lazy but this is fine-

Heeellllooo!!! how do you think the brothers would react to mc greeting them like "hey bottom!" Or "hello fellow bottom"

(Btw i love your writing and it always make me smile❤)

Awww thank you❤ I hope you'll like this too.

Lucifer:

Bottom?

Lucifer?

Unless you're Diavolo I can't see this happening.

But if you say that...

Especially in front of his brothers...

He'll make sure to show you who's really the bottom.

Hint: You won't be able to walk for a week.

Mammon:

Call him a bottom and he'll explode.

In complete denial.

Especially if you say in it front of his brothers.

Want to destroy him more?

Try this:

"That's not what you were saying last night."

Leviathan:

Blushing mess.

He knows he's a bottom.

No need to point out out.

Will get embarrassed in front of the others.

"The others don't have to know..."

Satan:

Him?

A bottom?

I don't think so.

He'll probably find an smooth thing to say when you greet him this way in front of his brothers.

(Obviously I'm too stupid to think of an answer so comment what you think he'd say😂)

Asmodeus:

Not offended at all.

Actually enjoys this greeting.

Calls you his top.

Calling him that in front of his brothers is a bad idea.

He'll compliment you abut how good of a top you are.

No one wants to listen to Asmo's bed adventures first thing in the morning.

Beelzebub:

"Hey bottom!"

"Hey MC!"

Doesn't seem phased.

But wait until that night.

The whole house will know who the bottom actually is.

Belphegor:

I mean you're not wrong.

He's usually too lazy to top.

Calling him "bottom" might make him angry from time to time.

Especially in front of his brothers.

Will top you that night.

I hope you liked this! Feel free to request again❤

I love a sea snek and his love of the ocean aesthetic 

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Diavolo: I'm gay.

MC: Water's wet. Beel is hungry. Levi is hot.

Diavolo: What

MC: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.

Leviathan blushing furiously: Did you say I'm hot?