Now This Is A Fun Idea.

Now this is a fun idea.

Might have to try dealing with sluts like they’re science experiments. Start treating their holes like beakers and test tubes… 🧪

Hypothesis, methods, results.

Then time to replicate the data.

everyone fantasizes about inpection kink imagining cool collected doms stoically touching you or clinically taking down notes and looking bored while you’re strapped down to make you feel like an object but my counterpoint is that irl most if not all scientists are fucking nerds and thus inspection kink should have more doms excitedly mumbling under their breath as they lay out all the toys they’re going to need and observing all your little reactions with rapt, curious attention and cheering holy shit it worked! when they get the sobbing moans they wanted out of you — and then going back and doing it all again, because what’s the point of an experiment if the results haven’t been triple-checked, right?

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4 years ago

Rules for Cunts

I recently made a helpful translator for men to understand their cunts. This is a guide for cunts to know how to behave. These are simple rules, read and memorize to be better.

Your asshole is the hole men want. It is natural for your ass to take cocks, sometimes more than one. Does it hurt? That’s your problem, not his. Shut up and take it. Do you want lube? No. You never want lube.

Your mouth is your second best hole. Cock goes in your mouth. Words should not come out, unless asked to speak. Train your throat so you can take cocks deeper. Finger your throat or use a dildo regularly until you have no gag reflex. Make your throat as inviting as your cunt or your asshole.

Also, your mouth is for swallowing. If a man puts something in your mouth, you swallow it. Whether it’s cum, spit, piss, some combination of them, you swallow every drop and thank him. Sometimes these fluids will come from another girl’s mouth or asshole. This does not change the rules.

Your cunt is not for fucking. Your cunt may be fucked once in a while, if your mouth and ass are already full, but realize that the man is doing it reluctantly. Just in case a man has to use it, shave or wax your cunt to make it pretty. Your cunt is mainly for slapping and whipping to cause you pain or humiliate you.

You are bisexual if a man wants you to be. You will play with other cunts on demand. If you are asked to eat a girl’s asshole, you eat it like it’s your dinner.

Don’t be afraid to be messy. You are more attractive when covered in bodily fluids. Wear lots of makeup and intentionally smear it with cockslime. The messier you get, the more pleasing it is to look at you.

The more cocks you please, the more useful you are. Ask your man to invite his friends and make you the entertainment. Let them destroy your holes and cover you in cum and spit and maybe even piss if you’re lucky. Lick the mess up off the floor to show how grateful you are. And don’t clean up right away until they all take pictures to remember the fun.

Never say no to something a man wants to do. It is not your place to refuse sexual acts just because you don’t want to do them. If something seems too dirty, degrading, or painful, you’re wrong. Do it and smile.

If any cunts on here have questions, I’m always available to help.

1 year ago

Nice

Making you watch sick gross porn while I keep my fingers in your cunt but if you get wet I’ll slap your icky little cunt

1 year ago

please please please please

Please Please Please Please
1 year ago

Y'all, I'm not sure where we lost track of this, but BDSM should leave you feeling good. If it leaves you feeling terrible about yourself, or about what happened, there's a problem.

1 year ago

It’s ok. It’s all ok.

I’m here now.

Just relax, breathe and submit.

I have a treat for you tonight.

I’ve taken care of everything. So you don’t have to think about a single thing for the rest of the night.

Now, I’ll be back in just a moment … when I come back I want you naked and in position.

Good girl.

keystrokerxxx - You may call me “Sir”
1 year ago

les Commandements de l'esclave parfait

1) Obéissance: totale, immédiate, en tous lieux et à tous instants. 

2) Confiance: la confiance en ton Maître sera totale, absolue et sans réserves. Jamais tu ne contesteras un ordre aussi pénible soit-il ou une décision aussi injuste soit-elle.

3) Docilité: tu réagiras et agiras instantanément au rythme des regards, des mots, des claques ou de la cravache. Le cérémonial des différentes postures doit être parfaitement maîtrisé, les postures parfaitement exécutées sans faute aucune

4)  Patience: tu n'auras jamais avoir un mot ou un geste d’impatience quelle que soit la situation ou la posture imposée.  tu  vivras l’attente à l’état pur, car une partie essentielle de ton plaisir provient de l'impuissance réelle dans laquelle tu seras maintenu, de l'imprévu, de l'attente, de l'anxiété qui tourne à l'angoisse. tu ne protesteras, ni jamais ne révéleras un quelconque sentiment, car tu dois te convaincre que tu n’es qu’un vil mâle ravalé au rang d’esclave  muet et servile ou d’objet, positionnable et utilisable.

5)  Technicité: tu maîtriseras à fond les techniques amoureuses, sensuelles et sexuelles que le maître t'indiquera et tu les appliqueras consciencieusement avec attention et plaisir.

6) Humiliations: elles font partie intégrante aussi bien de ton dressage que ta condition d'esclave. En privé souvent, moins souvent en public.

7) Exhibition: un esclave s'exhibe fièrement pour son Maître et son Maître l'exhibe fièrement aux autres. Exhibition publique et privée: il te faudra perdre toute notion de pudeur, de décence, de réserve ou de honte mal placée.

8) Utilisation sexuelle: s'y attendre partout, n'importe quand, n'importe où et en toutes circonstances. Etre en permanence prêt pour le maître et ses amis.

9) Punition: corollaire à l’obéissance, tu subiras des punitions soit pour désobéissance soit pour prévenir une désobéissance potentielle ou une faute. La punition est un des aspects essentiels du dressage d’esclave, et tu apprendras aussi à rechercher certaines claques ou coups de cravache ou de cane ou de ceinture comme un témoignage de satisfaction de ton Maître, qui te les consentira comme l'on consent un sucre à sa chien.

10) Rôle: savoir où est ta position et quelle doit être ton attitude et ton comportement en toutes circonstances. Tu veilleras à ce que ta tenue soit toujours parfaite en fonction des circonstances et des désirs du maître même non exprimés qu'il te faut deviner et prévenir. Il est essentiel de te donner sans réserve, sans rien attendre en retour que de mériter le rang, le titre et la dignité d’esclave, car pour un mâle blanc ayant des tendances marquées à la soumission, devenir  esclave est un privilège exceptionnel. Il est entendu, compris, admis, accepté, qu'il ne s'agira jamais de jeux de rôles, mais bien de ta mise en servitude permanente 24/24.

Les belles queues noires dominent

1 year ago

“A 3lb ball of squishy jelly subconsciously piloting around a meat robot” is a fucking excellent line.

“you can’t let your mental health affect everything” sorry. my bad. i forgot that even though my mental illness is In My Brain, which does Everything for me, that’s not an excuse for my mental health affecting everything i do. so sorry.

1 year ago

Reblog if your “likes” are more perverted than your posts

Mine definitely are

1 year ago

Let's make a trade. In exchange for your free will, I'll turn you into the person you always wished to be. Personality, lifestyle, appearance. And all it will require is your complete mindless obedience.

Seems like a fair exchange doesn't it? That's what I thought. Now look into my eyes and fall deep.

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keystrokerxxx - You may call me “Sir”
You may call me “Sir”

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